Sanders Sides Oneshots

°Logan The Awkward Gay(LAMP)°

Logan, unlike people thought, was very awkward when it came to flirting.

When someone would flirt with him, he would either run off or lose all sense of... Well, logic.

Patton thought this was adorable, as did Roman and Virgil. So they decided to all team up against Logan and all come up with pick-up lines for him.

Day one:

Virgil was first. He was very confident for once. Logan was sitting on the couch, reading when Virgil came up to him.

"Hey, Logan!" Virgil says. Logan looks up from his book.

"Salutations, Virgil. Did you need something?" He asks.

"Actually, yes," Virgil replies. Logan places his book down.

"Really? What is it?" He asks. Virgil smirks.

"Are you made of Arsenic and Sulfur(As and S)?" Virgil asks. Logan raises an eyebrow.

"Well, no, that would be-" Virgil cuts him off.

"Because you've got a cute one."

Logan freezes, a blush spreading across his face. Without saying anything, he stands up and walks away.

"Uh, y-you forgot your-" Virgil starts but Logan was already gone. Virgil giggles, rushing off to meet up with Roman and Patton.

Day two:

Roman was up next and he was more than excited. He found Logan in the kitchen making coffee. Roman rushes over, making his entrance known.

"Greetings, Roman. What is it you are here for?" Logan asks.

"You, actually. I need to ask you a question." Roman says. Logan turns to him, sipping his coffee.

"And that would be?" Logan asks. Roman smiles.

"Can I follow you home?" Logan gets confused.

"We- we don't have homes, Roman, we only have-" Logan is once again cut off.

"Because Dad always tells me to follow my dreams~" Roman finishes, adding on a wink for extra points. Logan once again freezes up, a blush spreading across his face.

"G-great!" He says, voice cracking. Roman struggles to hold in his laughter. "By the way, did your hair... Lose..." Logan struggles to find a word so instead, says the first thing that comes to his mind. "... Weight...?"

Logan doesn't say or do anything else. After a few moments, he grabs his coffee, chugs the rest of it, and walks back to his room, still flustered.

Roman finally lets his laughter out, rushing back to Patton's room to tell the story.

Day three:

Finally, it was Patton's turn. He was looking for Logan, finally finding him walking back to his room. He speeds up, rushing past Logan. The logical trait is confused but doesn't question it until Patton speaks up.

"Are you lost, Logan?" Patton asks. Logan looks up at the moral side, raising an eyebrow.

"Patton, how can I get lost-" Once again, Logan was cut off.

"Because Heaven is a long way from here."

Logan freezes up, blushing deeply. All he can do is nod. Patton giggles, walking up to Logan and kissing his cheek, getting him even more flustered as Patton walks back to Roman's room.

-Later-

Patton, Roman, and Virgil were all talking on the couch when a blushing Logan walked in, holding a small stack of notecards. He stands in front of them, looking down at the cards in embarrassment.

"Yes, Logan?" Patton asks, flustering Logan more.

"Hey... So... Uh..." He pauses, staring at the first notecard. "Did you... Uh... Did you fall out of Heaven because..." He pauses again, trying to go to the next card but ends up dropping them all from how shaky his hands are. "Shit... Fuck... Oh god... Fuck, I'm sorry." Roman tries not to laugh, as does Virgil and Patton. Not to be rude but because Logan was adorable.

Logan bends down, trying to pick up all of the cards. When he does he stands back up, not making eye contact.

"You're- you're all just so pretty... I'm sorry." Logan says quietly, hiding his face in his hands. Roman stands up.

"Oh my god, you're so adorable I want to fuck you!" Roman shouts. Patton and Virgil giggle and Logan's blush gets darker. He looks through his notecards desperately.

"Oh god... I... Um... Don't have a notecard for... This..." He says quickly, still looking. Roman comes up to him, pulling the notecards away and putting them on the coffee table before pulling Logan to the couch so they can all cuddle together, which is what they do until they all fall asleep.

(Awkward Logan anyone?)

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