Sanders Sides Oneshots

°Unaffected°

Remus has never been able to affect Logan. He's pissed off because of that and has vowed that he will, at some point, affect Logan to show that even Logic can be affected by him.

Day one

The intrusive side creeps up behind Logan– who was drinking coffee and reading a book– with a rope. He grins before quickly wrapping the rope around his throat and pulling hard.

Logan barely moves. He takes a sip of his coffee.

"Do you mind?" He asks, unphased. Remus groans, slouching and unwrapping the rope. He walks away, thinking of another plan.

Day two

Logan was reading again. Remus watches him, narrowing his eyes before sneaking up behind him.

Then, Remus stabs him in the back, laughing.

Logan flips a page.

"Harder, daddy." He says in a completely monotone voice. Virgil's head snaps up at them and Remus stares in shock, quickly pulling the knife out of his back and sulking away.

Virgil and Logan had a conversation about that later.

Day seven

Remus wasn't giving up.

He snuck up behind Logan, who was helping Patton making brownies. He had to make sure Patton didn't see him either.

Remus then raises his sword above his head and brings it down hard, going directly through Logan's body. He laughs as Patton jumps back, screaming, knowing no one could survive that.

However, when he looks back at Logan, the logical side was facing him with his hands on his hips.

"Really? In front of Patton?" He asks. They both stare in shock. Then, Remus throws his sword down.

"GODDAMNIT, I GIVE UP!" He shouts, storming back to his room.

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