Sanders Sides Oneshots

°°Colours(Platonic Creativitwins, Demus, and Roceit)°°

(Oh hello)

(I now have a headcanon)

(And this is it)

(Enjoy-)

Janus is red/green colourblind.

This wasn't new information to Remus and Roman.

The only way that Janus could tell the difference between the brothers is by Remus' moustache.

One day, however, Remus and Roman decide to look exactly alike, except for their colours, of course. Which means Remus shaves his moustache.

Remus and Roman both put on grey outfits instead of white or black and pull on their red and green sashes, snickering the entire way to the commons.

Patton, Logan, Virgil, and Janus all sit on the couch, watching a movie.

Patton and Logan see them first.

"Roman? Remus? What are you two doing? Remus, why did you shave your moustache?" Patton asks. As soon as Janus hears that, he tenses up, eyes widening. He then looks up at the twins, looking rapidly between each of them.

"Fuck you. Fuck both of you." Janus snaps. Patton looks at Janus in shock.

"Language!" He says. Roman and Remus can't stop laughing. Virgil remembers Janus' colourblindness and begins laughing as well.

"What's happening?" Patton asks. Janus stands up, looking at Logan and Patton but pointing at Remus and Roman.

"Which one of them is Remus?" He asks loudly. Remus and Roman double over, tears of laughter streaming down their faces.

"What do you mean? Remus is the one with the green sash." Logan says. Janus groans.

"I'm colourblind, Logan! Which one is the green on?!" He shouts. Patton instantly covers his mouth, beginning to laugh as well. Logan just stares in shock.

"You mean-" However, Logan isn't able to finish his sentence before Janus spins around.

"Fuck it. I'll just smack both of them." Roman and Remus instantly run off, still laughing. "Get your asses back here!" He shouts. Patton is far too gone in his laughter to scold him and Virgil begins to have trouble breathing from laughing too hard.

(Just a funny Tumblr thing)

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