Tw. Light sides who just don't understand.
The sides were all watching a documentary together. It was about the human body and if anyone did find it interesting, it was Logan and Remus.
They were both cuddled up to their boyfriend, Deceit, while the other sides were watching from another couch.
Then, the documentary starts talking about hearts and that's when it all began.
"Ooh! Did you know that you can sell a human heart for one million dollars on the black market?" He asks excitedly, flapping his hands. Roman, Patton, and Virgil look at him in shock and disgust.
"Remus!" Patton hisses. Deceit wasn't paying attention. Logan sits up, grinning.
"Oh yeah! And you can sell livers for 557 thousand!" Logan continues, fidgeting with his tie.
"Yeah! Then your kidneys can sell for 262 thousand!" Remus says.
The two continue ranting about all the organs you can sell on the black market and for how much.
Patton, Roman, and Virgil stare at them in utter disgust. Deceit notices the Lighter sides' expressions and tunes into Logan and Remus' conversation.
His eyes instantly widen and he sits up, placing a hand on each of their backs.
"Logan, Remus, maybe this is a conversation that you two should have in the privacy of our room, don't you think?" Deceit asks. Logan and Remus look at each other before smiling up at Deceit and nodding.
"Okay, Dede," Remus says. He and Logan stand up and rush back to Remus' room.
Deceit follows them, smiling and muttering a small apology to the Light Sides.
He finds Remus and Logan in Remus' room. They had turned on a documentary about famous murderers and started a new conversation about their interesting tactics.
Deceit chuckles and sits on the bed with them. They both cuddle up on either side of him and watch the documentary while talking about the murderers with interest.
In the end, Deceit had to turn it off and take off Logan's glasses, tie, and Remus' sash because both of his overenthusiastic boyfriends have fallen asleep.
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FanfictionJust cause I can screw off Top three rankings: #2 in sympatheticremus #3 in sympatheticdeceit #5 in unsympatheticpatton ‼ I do not own the characters, I only own the plots ‼
