As If I'd Ever Be Gay! || Chanlix

Chapter 9

Chan spent the rest of the day laying on the couch watching some TV. He was surprised Felix had gone this long without leaving his room. Normally the blonde hates locking himself up for longer than an hour or two. It's been about 5 hours and Felix was still hiding away. 

Chan sighed, getting up from the couch and making his way to Felix's room. He figured the least he could do was check up on his best friend to make sure he was okay. He knocked on the door, hearing Felix's deep voice through the door. "Go away fuck face!" Felix shouted. 

"Are you okay?" Chan asked, hand hovering over the door handle. "Yes, now bye!" The blonde responded. Chan rolled his eyes, barging into Felix's room. His eyes locked on mess of blonde hair peeping out from the covers. Felix was rolled up in his duvet, back facing the door. 

"Do you not listen?! I said go away!" The homophobe cried out, pushing away his covers and sitting up to meet Chan's gaze. "I don't want to see your ugly face." Felix pouted, causing Chan to gush a little at the cute expression on his best friend's beautiful face. 

"Well we live together. Sadly there is no way you can avoid this ugly face." Chan shrugged. 

"I can avoid it by locking myself in my room, and not having the ugly face come to me to remind me of how ugly it is!" Felix shouted, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes in annoyance. 

"You're uglier than me." Chan shot back, causing Felix to scoff loudly. It was all jokes of course. Felix was by far the prettiest person Chan has ever laid his eyes on. 

"Oh, please! I'm the hottest man alive! Any guy- g-girl!" Felix quickly corrected before continuing, "Would be lucky to have me." Felix whimpered out, voice cracking pathetically. The blonde was hoping to God his best friend didn't notice. Felix's cheeks grew several shades darker, causing him to fling himself back down and under the covers. 

Chan noticed Felix's fuck up immediately, taking mental note all the way up from how he said guy instead of girl, to getting so embarrassed he hid himself away. Normally things like that would fly over his head, but thanks to Minho bringing new theories into light, he couldn't help but notice the evidence pointing to said theories. 

For Felix's sake Chan pretended to ignore it. "Okay, ugly. Whatever you say." Chan said, causing the blonde to fling the covers off of him once more. The red tint on his cheeks faded, yet he still looked nervous. Maybe Chan didn't notice?

Felix let out a shaky breath of relief before getting up quickly and shoving past Chan roughly. "Sorry!" The blonde called out, causing Chan to sigh loudly. "You do that all the time! You're never sorry!" The brunette shouted back, following behind his best friend. 

"You cooking tonight?" Chan asked, following the blonde into the kitchen. 

"Ugh, what am I? Your little maid?" Felix groaned, flinging open the fridge and taking a bottle of water out. Chan couldn't help but think lewdly at the comment, imagining Felix in a slutty maid outfit. 

"Ugh, what am I? Your emotional punching bag?" Chan asked, pushing away the perverted thought quickly. 

"That is correct! That's the only reason why I am your friend after all!" Felix fake smiled before rolling his eyes and sitting on the couch. "To answer your question, no I am not cooking. Go order some pizza for us." The blonde demanded, taking the lid off of the water bottle and taking a few sips of the water. 

Chan watched as his plump lips wrapped so prettily around the bottle, Adam's apple bobbing up and down with each sip he took. Felix pulled the bottle away, lips glistening from the left over water. The brunette swallowed hard, mentally slapping himself for being so down bad.