𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲

sixty-two: Liberation.

AS HIS boyfriend got into the discussion, Kai mostly sat there with a smile, just here in support for the boy. "Operation liberation, baby." JJ says as John B looked away. "Oh, boy. Here we go." He said. "I know. I know. Hear me out, though. Hear me out." JJ tells him.

John B looks at Kai, "have you heard of this plan of his?" He asked and Kai shook his head. "No. I mostly came in support of JJ and also my dad's home so I don't wanna be there right now." He says and John B looks at him. "Woah, wait, your dad's home?" He said and Kai quickly nods. "Now, let's listen to JJ, we only have five minutes." He tells John B.

"Step one," JJ began, "piss off the cops so badly they don't see what's coming." He said, pointing at John B before looking to the windows behind John B where a police officer walks by and he waved at him as Kai smiled widely. The man looks annoyed at the pair as JJ sniffles, looking at John B. "Check." He says.

"Step two, at exactly 11 p.m. this evening, you're going to have an attack of acute appendicitis." He says and John B merely gives Kai a glance before looking back at JJ. "Do you even know what appendicitis is?" He asked.

"Yeah." JJ nods and John B gives him a look. "Remember eighth grade? Algebra final?" He said and John B looked away. "Jesus Christ." He said softly. "Worked like a charm, okay? Now, to sell it, you gotta actually look sick, though, okay? You got some of that ghost face sunblock in here?" JJ now asked him.

"JJ, I'm in jail. I have... a... a block of soap."

"Right." JJ glanced down. "That's it." John B says, glancing at Kai again. "Is it white?" JJ now asked as John B thinks. "Yes." He said but in a hesitant manner. "Perfect. That'll work. Take some of that. Rub it into your face well, okay? You don't want that shit rubbing off when they check your vitals. After that, run your hands under cold water for five minutes. After that, you're ready. Showtime, baby. Stumble out and collapse, okay?" JJ says as Kai just stared at his boyfriend with squinted eyes.

This was the plan?

"Once you're down on the ground squealing, they'll rush you to the infirmary. There, you hust gotta convince the nurse that that sucker's about to burst. Okay? So, she's gonna take her hand, and she's gonna put it right here, okay? Right here." JJ says, putting his hand to his waist. "When she does that, she pushes down, don't do anything. Just lay there. It's when she takes her hand off, that you let it rip, man. Scream like your life depends on it, like a lobster hitting the pot, like you're passing a kidney stone the size of a bowling ball."

"Okay, I get it. I get it." John B quickly interrupted before sighing, glancing over his shoulder. "Then what?" He said before looking back up at JJ. "They're gonna eject you to the hospital. Remember Cousin Ricky?" The blond boy asked the brunet boy.

John B'a brows furrowed, "Cousin Ricky, the weed dealer?" He said, looking up. "He's an EMT." JJ says proudly with a smile. "He sold us our first dime bag." John B says as Kai glanced at JJ. "So? You can do both. Gig economy, bro." JJ simply says, shrugging his shoulders.

"Jesus," John B deeply sighed. "Okay, but step three is extraction." JJ then goes on with his explanation. "This is the dumbest idea you've ever had, J." Kai suddenly says, looking at his boyfriend who looks back at him. "Yeah, you're probably right, but you know what's even more dumb?" JJ asked his boyfriend.

"JB thinking he got any other way out of this," he said, now gesturing to the wavy haired boy sitting across from them. "JJ, this is a fortress. What, you think you're just gonna stroll in here? They've got barbed wire, cinder blocks, guards on every corner." John B says.

"John B, don't. You're not the detail guy, okay? Leave it to the professionals." He said quietly, glancing over at Plumb by ths door. "Hey," she called out making them look over to her. "Time's up." She says. "Yes, ma'am."

"You got to trust me on this one. Nothing to lose now." JJ said as he and Kai now got up. "Eleven p.m." He whispered and John B looks at Kai. "Wait, is your dad really back, Kai?" He asked and Kai looked at him, nodding. "Yeah... he is and I'm hoping not for good." He sighed and John B glanced down.

"Kai," JJ says as he walked over to Plumb, stopping to look back at his boyfriend who then looked at John B again. "I'm fine, JB. Don't need to worry about me when you're in jail..." He said and John B just nods softly.

Kai now walks over to JJ and Plumb, taking his boyfriend's hand in his. As the officer escorted them, JJ suddenly stopped and walked over to the door leading to the outdoor area for the prisoners. "J?" Kai looked at him and walked over to the door with a small window in it. Out there was JJ's dad, playing basketball. He started knocking, "dad! Dad!"

"Let's go." Plumb tells him and Kai pulls on his boy. "Let's go, J..." He said quietly and JJ listens, walking off but kept glancing over his shoulder. "I see what you did there, Plumb." He said as she now escorted them outside.

"I just have one question before I leave. How much are you splitting with Shoupe?" He said, turning to the woman who shoves him. "JJ," Kai said as his boyfriend stumbled down the stairs. "You'll be back here one day. It's in your blood." The cop now tells JJ making Kai look at her with a glare on his face.

"It's not worth it." JJ said because he knew Kai wanted to do something, putting his arm around his waist, leading her off towards his dirt bike. "She is such a fucking bitch." Kai said through gritted teeth, glancing over to see Plumb was going back inside the station.

He looked at JJ, putting his arms around the blond's neck. "Kai, not right now..." JJ pulled back, even pushed Kai's arms away gently before he walked towards his dirt bike. Kai frowns, but followed his boyfriend anyway.

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

    

   

   

AUTHORS NOTE
"you can't do the hard thing" "i can't do the hard thing?" sometimes dialogues of tv shows or movies make me laugh. and then ward yells "you fucked us! all of us!" LMAOO i mean it shouldn't be funny... but it is, yk?