Lost... (AOT Levi x Fem!Reader)

S3E12 Party! {and VERY Important (A/N)}

° Author's POV °

The party was going great! Drinking! Meat! Fighting for the meat! All good!

Probably except for Jean's hand being eaten by Sasha but aw well! He'll live!

The Scouts were enjoying their fresh, juicy meat and were eating calmly... not really. Most were just fighting for the meat while some, like Hanji's squad, were calm and rational.

The Levi Squad at the moment were talking about there currently recruit, Marlo until Jean decides to mess around with Eren," but the most useless of all is the suicidal maniac only knows how to charge in. Right?" Jean leaned against Armin.

Eren stopped drinking,"Jean... who do you mean by that?"

Armin and Jean looked at Eren, confused,"Who else but you? You suicidal maniac. "

"Actually, I found something out recently. I'm quite a normal person, you know? Corporal (Y/n) said so in fact."

(Y/n) did not in fact Say that. She said, and I quote,"You're one of the most annoying human beings in the world I've ever know!" While throwing her paperwork at him.

"So if you're saying that to me, that just makes you a coward, Jean."

Both boys glared at one another before grabbing each others collars while Armin was in the middle of it,"You're so full of yourself, you pig shit!"

"You trying to grow out the hair on your main, horse face?!"

"Hey, what the-"

"Just don't hit the face." Connie reminded.

"You jerk!"

"You're ripping it, ass!"

"What the hell are they doing?"
Okay honestly, I know Marlo is stupid but he can't be THAT stupid. What do you think they're doing, Marlo?! Braiding each other's hair?! No! They're punching one another!

Eren Punched Jean stomach, making him go white in the eyes,"You bastard!" And Punched back.

"Show 'em what you've got!"

"He's losing ground!"

"Looks like something started."

No shit, Sherlock.

"And here I told 'em to behave..."

You obviously didn't do I good job. Wait, who the hell are you two anyway?!

Jean breathed heavily,"But seriously..."

"Ah?"

"If you didn't have Titan powers, you'd be dead ten times over. And every time, Mikasa would swoop in to save your ass." Mikase just sat there, mercifully watching the show,"If you insist on being suicidal... I'll just have to kill you!" And Punch.

"That's something I'll have to take to heart!" Punch again,"You should start showing your mom some respect, Jean-boy!" Another Punch.

"Would you forget that?!" Punch once again and while Eren made a weird noise,"Blargh!"

Everyone was cheering and watching the fight while Armin was the only rational person here,"Shouldn't we stop them?"

Mikasa nodded,"No... I think its fine."

Seriously?! Well okay than, both boys' stomach will kill them tomorrow morning.

Minutes seemed to turn to hours (Not really but it felt like it) since Jean and Eren started fighting while everyone either cheered or smiled happily like a bunch of morons. Even Armin was smiling happy-go-lucky. Guess he isn't that rational as we thought...