Requested?: No
Prompt: None
Type of oneshot: Angst/Fluff (angst for Hammy, Fluff for Mr Washington)
Song Used (If Songfic): None
Reader's Relations: Alex's Older Sister & WashingMachine's wife
Timing/AU: Hamiltime
Warnings: Pissed Off Reader-Chan
Other notes: So... this is what my brain comes up with while in the bath. I'm gonna try and get this done before sleep, it's 7:28pm as I'm writing this, but I am already tired and I have exams tomorrow... I should be revising, but I feel bad for not writing a Hamilton oneshot in ages so...... Also, the title is the was it is because I couldn't think of how to title it properly - I mean the bracket bit btw.
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KNOCK KNOCK
I tapped my foot against the ground as I waited for the door to open, my arms crossed. It was soon opened by Philip, "Hello, Aunty (Y/n)!"
"Philip, where's your father?"
"In his office, why?"
"I need to teach him a lesson."
Philip nodded and let me in. I smiled to the little boy before making a bee line for Alexander's office, not even bothering to knock, "ALEXANDER HAMILTON! YOU GODDAMN IDIOT! How can you be so fucking stupid?!"
"O-oh, hey (Y/n). What bring yo-"
"Don't you fucking dare start that, you idiot! You know fine well what I'm talking about, you idiot. THIS!" I shoved the copy of 'The Reynolds Pamphlet' that I'd been given by Jefferson in his face, "WHY? ELIZA LOVED YOU, ALEX, AND YOU GO AND FUCK IT UP, YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT!"
"Let me exp-"
"NO! You're not going to explain till I tell you to! You're my younger brother and you will do as I fucking say, Alex. Congratulations, you have invented so many new kinds of stupid, it's hard to count them all! How can you be so stupid! Eliza AND Angelica begged you to take a break and you refused to! Because you were scared of what your enemies would do to you?! Only a few people knew!"
"It was an act of political sacrifice!"
"Sacrifice?!"
WASHINGTON'S POV
I knocked on the door to Hamilton's house, knowing that that's where (Y/n) would have gone as soon as she had read the pamphlet. The door was soon opened, "Oh, hello Mr Washington! What brings you here?"
"Young Master Hamilton, you haven't seen (Y/n) have you? She-"
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU NEED TO LEARN TO LISTEN TO YOUR SISTER, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT! YOU BETTER BE LUCKY THERE'S CHILDREN IN THIS HOUSE OR ELSE YOUR ASS WOULD BE BEING KICKED RIGHT NOW!"
"Yeah... she's in his office with Daddy... Mr Washington, why is Aunty (Y/n) shouting at Daddy?"
"Philip, there you are!"
"Aunty Angie!" Philip smiled and ran over to her giving her a hug.
"You must be Angelica then? Miss Schuyler, it's a pleasure to meet you, would you mind telling me where Hamilton's office is? I came to stop my wife from doing anything too rash to him."
"Third door on your left down that hallway." I smiled to her and followed her directions to Hamilton's office.
YOUR POV
"-You idiot! ALEX! WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT CHEATING ON ELIZA WAS OKAY?!"
"(Y/n), I already told you, I hadn't slept in a week, I was weak, I was awake."
