Requested?: No
Prompt: None/A yt video, the link above
Type of oneshot: Fluff/Gen
Timing: Modern AU
Reader's Relations: None
Warnings: Swearing
Other notes: Reader is British.
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"Are you boys sure about this?" I asked, pulling up the two quizzes on my laptop.
"Yeah! We already told you we wanted to do this (Y/n)! Now give us the laptop!" Alex replied, trying to grab my laptop from my hands, resulting in a slap to the back of the head, "No. For that, Laf and Herc are going to go first."
"And why are you so invested in this, Ma amie?" Laf asked as I placed my laptop down on the table in front of the Frenchman and the Irishman.
"Because I want to watch this chaos. I know for a fact none of you are very good at geography, years of being in the same school year as you taught me that. Now, Laf and Herc, you two are going to be trying to place the American states, and you two," I turned my attention to John and Alex, "are going to be doing European countries. Losers have to confess to their crush, because I know for a fact who at least three of you are in love with."
At that, all four of their faces flared up and I chuckled, "Are you two ready?"
Both Laf and Herc nodded and they pressed the start button. The first state: Illinois.
"Where is that...."
"Well, I'm staring right at it," John muttered before quickly looking away, forgetting he wasn't supposed to be helping them. They got a few more right and were doing well, starting to make Alex and John sweat a bit, "Did you two study for this?!"
"How can we study when this was (Y/n)'s idea?" Herc asked, raising his eyebrow at the two of them.
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Eventually Laf and Herc ended up with 68% on the states which increased the sweat dripping from Alex and John as they swapped places.
"Denmark, that's the one above Germany!" Alex shouted nearly banging his head on the table as he bent over in excitement.
"This one?" John asked, hovering the mouse over Ukraine, causing Alex to get agitated, "Germany is next to Poland, and Denmark's the one above Germany!" Again, John went all over the map, gettin even more on Alex's nerves to the point where I was surprised that he didn't just take the mouse from John's hand and do it himself, "It's on the left of Poland! John, for god sake!"
"You do it then, Mr High and Mighty!" John shouted back as he accidentally clicked on the right country. Then both their faces paled when the next one came up; France.
"Mes amis, s'il vous plaît, dites-moi au moins que vous savez où est mon pays..." (my friends, please at least tell me you know where my country is...)
Alex and John just looked at each other before the latter sank down in the chair, "We didn't pay attention in Geography..." Alex muttered. They ended up clicking on three different countries before the site told them where it was, causing Laf to hide in the corner in a ball, "Je pensais que tu étais mes amis!" (I thought you were my friends!)
"We're sorry, Laf..."
"You can make it up to him later. I am severely disappointed in you two, even Jefferson knows where France is, Alex."
"Because he's a fucking Francophile, (Y/n)! Not that that's a bad thing, I'm sure France is a great country, I just mean that Jefferson is literally obsessed."
I ended up giving them a few hints like I did with Laf and Herc, geography having been my best subject in school, and even with my hints, they were still doing terribly...
By the end of it, John and Alex ended up with a score of 57%, meaning they lost, resulting in their faces going red, well John's face was red, Alex, while a bit pink, was smirking.
"Well, next time you two see your crush, you gotta confess. No exceptions," I spoke, closing the tabs on my laptop before turning back to them, only for John to grab my shoulders and kiss me. Thankfully I'd left my laptop on the table, otherwise I would have dropped it in shock, but it also ave me the ability to wrap my arms around his neck and return the kiss.
"Were you throwing it on purpose?" I asked rubbing my nose against his. I was aware that he liked me, Alex had told me after John let it slip while he was drunk that he liked me, and if the two of them had won, I would have told John I liked him back.
"Umm... Can we discuss that when we're alone?" John asked, rubbing the back of his neck in embarrassment, as I saw Alex's face go red with anger, "JOHN! You better not have thrown the game on purpose!"
"Alex, chill. Eliza knows you like her, and she's helplessly in love with you two. Just get together already," I spoke, getting annoyed with the volume they were creating. At this moment, John wrapped his arms around me, "I love you, (Y/n)."
"Love you too, Turtles."
"Turtles?"
"It's my nickname for you," I replied, kissing him again.
"Can you not do that in the kitchen?"
"Oh shut up, Laf. Just go and tell Peggy you like her!"
That got his face bright red and I giggled, turning back to John, "And I'm going to kiss my boyfriend wherever and whenever I want, thank you. This is my house after all, and if you're not going to respect that, you can leave."
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A relatively short one. Might write another tomorrow for John... I just realised this was supposed to be for Laf, but I can't be bothered rewriting it... so you'll get two John oneshots in a row. A mini warning that the next oneshot will include potentially triggering subjects, specifically misscarriage and depression.
