EPISODE REVIEW

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SPOILERS FOR THE AFTERLIFE!!!!!!!


OH MY GOD I'M STILL SQUEALING. I could tell Jemma was lying, and I could tell she had a plan, but I never expected that plan TO BE WORKED OUT WITH FITZ!!! THEY AREN'T FIGHTING ANYMORE AND I'M SO HAPPY.

Also. THE STICKING UP FOR COULSON. THE STICKING UP FOR EACH OTHER. THE CUPCAKE BRIBERY STORY. THE SELFIE!!! THE FREAKING SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!! 'LOVE JEMMA'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're so so so in love and no one can convince me differently. OH MY GOD THE FEELS JUST KEEP COMING IN WAVES AND I JUST KEEP FLIPPING OUT. I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP MUCH TONIGHT.

Story: the moment he pulled out the sandwich, I flailed and rolled out of my chair, probably pulling a muscle in the process because that's what it feels like. My dad keeps on laughing at me, but I don't really care too much because FITZSIMMONS!!!!

I have to force myself to talk about the rest of the episode now.

I love the inhuman family, especially Gordon and Lincoln. I shipped Lincoln and Skye from the moment they were on screen together, and he hasn't been a jerk to her since then. Honestly, their relationship, besides being super cute, is so much healthier than Skyeward. Honestly. They already have such chemistry, and he made a pun of her name. True love, obviously. <3

I love Gordon for bringing pizza and using his powers generally awesomely. He's just the messenger in all of this, and he still has such great morals, so I love him.

Skye should not be that mean to Raina. Raina is obviously struggling with her transformation, so I understand why she's lashing out and why Lincoln kept her a secret. I just love Raina's character, and I can't really identify a reason for that. But anyways, I'm happy Skye's mom intervened.

Speaking of Skye's mom, she's obviously the monster/bride of Frankenstein. And Cal is Frankenstein. I feel like I would like her more if she wasn't altered by Cal, but right now I hate both of Skye's biological parents. May and Coulson are much better choices for her.

I love Coulson and Lance's bromance. I kind of relate them to college/work friends who still keep in touch even after their lives go in separate directions. Or like, their friendship isn't necessary, but they enjoy getting drinks and robbing cars with each other. (I disapprove of the car robbing, by the way.)

I still love May, but I mean, would it hurt to try shooting him? I suppose I would've been upset if that happened, too. I'm excited for next week's Calvary episode. I want to know what makes May, May.

Bobbi is slowly doubting joke shield, and she's defending Skye against them, so I hope she will come back to Coulson's team. She has been perfect besides her betrayal, so I think I would forgive her if she came back. I hope she will help Simmons escape unharmed.

Mack is still hated. I mean, he was really manipulative to Fitz this episode, or maybe it just seemed that way because I'm biased. But if he makes a realization eventually, I will forgive him.

I still don't understand joke shield. They say Coulson is dangerous and kills people recklessly, but he wouldn't even let Lance use a real gun. HE WANTED TO ICE THE AGENTS, NOT KILL THEM. WHY CAN'T PEOPLE SEE THAT?!

I'M SO PROUD OF THE SCIENCE BABIES WORKING OUT THAT SOLUTION LIKE THE CLEVER PEOPLE THEY ARE. I MEAN THEY EITHER COMMUNICATED ABOUT A SPECIFIC PLAN OR USED THEIR PSYCHICALLY LINKED FITZSIMMONS POWERS, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY PLANNED THIS OUT WHILE THEY HELD HANDS AND SMILED AT EACH OTHER AND TOLD EACH OTHER EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE. I'M JUST TOO PROUD.

Remember to comment your opinions and thoughts, as always. I LOVE YOU ALL!

Peace Out.

-Hannah :D

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