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    Come join the dark side of wattpad, my friend. None of the characters belong to me! Credit to devsisters!!! (It's rated mature cause I curse. FYI: the first few chapters are really poorly written grammatically and storywise, so I recommend reading t...

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    They get hurt (joke PREF/SEN)

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    (I skipped a few characters so I could get this out and work on the next request, sorry!)

    requested by Fandomlove56 
    future author note: I DIDNT TAKE THIS ONE SERIOUSLY. SORRY BUT I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF FOR MOST OF THESE. ITS A MESS BC I DIDNT GET ENOUGH SLEEP sO CONSIDER THIS ONE A JOKE PLS I HAVE BETTER WRITING SKILLS I PROMISE.
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    Commons!
    GingerBrave:
    He got hit by a cake monster, and man, you started scolding that cake monster for like 30 mins for being reckless. You knew the cake hound didn't mean to. 
    "Hey! How could you do that! Do you not understand how you could've seriously hurt him? He's just a kid and you, a big cake dog, hurt him! How are you so reckless! Be careful next time!"
    Gingerbrave would just watch you scold that dog. It wasn't even that bad of a scratch.

    Strawberry Cookie:
    She got hit by a wafflebot and oh my god you beat that robot to death.
    "H-Hey.. I think it's dead." Strawberry pointed out.
    "k. I'll continue hitting it."
    Safe to say even Strawberry Crepe couldn't repair it.


    Angel Cookie
    She'd just kinda pray for a healthy recovery while you beat the monster.


    Muscle Cookie
    You didn't give a fuck. I mean, he's literally muscle cookie.


    Wizard Cookie
    you bitchslapped that monster. bitchslapped into the next dimension to say hi to twizzly gummy. 







    Rares!





    Knight Cookie
    You were gonna intervene and help him, but Princess cookie got to it first. You thought about punting her. 


    Cherry Cookie
    She could handle herself. She had like a million different bombs in preparation for when she gets knocked down, so you didn't really worry.


    Alchemist Cookie
    you were PISSED. Safe to say that thing won't be in the next episode.


    Adventurer Cookie
    You didn't really worry...until his defense was saying ur mom jokes. Then you starting panicing.
    "YO MAMA SO FAT THANOS-"
    "Adventurer your literally cornered wtf are you doing.."
    "SHUT UP. THANOS HAD TO CLAP"
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