WHY DID MY FIRST ONE GET SO MUCH LOVE? LIKE WHAAAToday's Unlucky Contestants that got put in a gc with you is:
Sea Fairy
Frost Queen
Dark Cacao
Hollyberry
Pure Vanilla
White Lily
and of course, you, the one who trapped them there.——
6 rare cookies and a y/n in a gc what will they do
12:46pm
hola
hello
respond
I know your IP address :)Frost_Queen:
can you not right now?
I'm busy turning this cookie into fucking snow
but this dumbass child keeps saying his name "ShEbeRT cOokie"
and won't shut the hell upI'll come over there and beat their ass up if you want :]
Frost_Queen:
I can handle it but thank youHolly._Berry:
No beating of any asses will happen today.why :(
PV._.Cookie:
We believe in peace here at this kingdomThen I will walk out of the kingdoms bounds and beat some ass
Holly._Berry:
well.. I guess that's alrightHELL YEAH
PV._.Cookie:
i think maybe I should send out an amber alert about you y/nWhaa? Noooo
I would never
.
..
okay maybe I wouldWhite_.Lily:
I found out what the meaning of life was yesterdayPV._.Cookie:
Well?yeah tell us!
White_.Lily:
well..
.
.
.
the meaning of life is..JUST TELL US WOMAN
White_.Lily:
to eat assHELL YEAH YOU RIGHT GIRL
PV._.Cookie has left the group
pure vanilla is just a prude
DarkCacaoOFFICAL:
that doesn't seem very White Lily Cookie of youHolly._Berry:
idk I thought it was pretty funnyIt's so true
so true 👏👏White_.Lily:
What's true? Sorry. Someone stole my phone. What did I miss?scroll up
White_.Lily is typing...
White_.Lily has left the group (out of embarrassment)
Moonlight._Simp4:
i don't eat ass so I guess I have no meaning of lifedamn
do you wanna change that tho 😏Moonlight._Simp4 has left the group
what is with everyone leaving and rejecting me :(
DarkCacaoOFFICAL:
Maybe it's because your insufferable.at least I have you, my scrmpty-delicous emo dilf
DarkCacaoOFFICAL has left the group
so hollyberry wyd?
Holly._Berry has left the group
:(
now it's just the two of us beautiful snow mommy milfFrost_Queen has left the group
(U/n) added Frost_Queen to the group
Frost_Queen deleted their account:(
ONE IS THE LONLIEST NUMBER THAT YOULL EVER DOOOOO
TWO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE
ITS THE LONLIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER ONE——
A/n:
hi pls give me ideas and prompts for these textfics cuz I know I'll run out fast I'd really appreciate it <33
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