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(It's rated mature cause I curse. FYI: the first few chapters are really poorly written grammatically and storywise, so I recommend reading t...
I blinked my eyes open slowly, adjusting to the lighting.
I suddenly felt someone grab me by the shoulders and shake me back and fourth.
"HELP - ME. THERES - A - SPIDERRR" Every time I was shaken, the cookie would say a word.
I sighed, accepting the fact I wasn't going back to sleep. Opening my eyes, I'm greeted with my roommate, Affogato, who was basically sweating. His eyes were completely open and in shock as if he just saw a ghost.
"Affagato..pleAse-" my voice cracked
"Oh sorry!" He stopped shaking me and let me go.
"I was in the middle of a DREAM." I said, rubbing my head. I felt very nauseated.
"there's a spider in my room!" He squealed and pointed to said room.
"Oh my god please chill out." I got up from bed and walked to his room while he was basically hiding behind me.
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"And said spider is...where?"
He pointed to a tiny spider sitting in the very top corner of the room. It was about a centimeter.
"I thought it was gonna at LEAST be an INCH." I sighed in annoyance. (Pls i can see the comments. DONT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONEXT OR I SWEAR TO GOD)
"But it's still a spider! With 8 legs! It has no right to have that many."
I got up on a stool and put it on a paper before trapping it with a cup.
"What? Your gonna let that thing live?!" He argued as I walked to the front door.
"It did nothing to you."
"It existed! And that was enough to insult me!"
"Then you really are sensitive."
"What?! Hey!" He gave me a offended look which I couldn't help but laugh at.
I opened the front door and placed the paper on the grass before lifting up the cup and letting the very tiny spider crawl away.
"It'll probably die outside anyway." I shrugged and returned into the house.
"What if it comes back in?!"
I gave Affogato a look that meant 'If you don't shut the fuck up I will make you'
He quickly recoiled and walked away to his room.
I made my way to my room, jumping onto the bed and crawling under the covers followed with a deep and satisfied sigh.
"Dream land here I com-"
"Y/NNNNN! IT LEFT A WEB! IS THAT AN EGGSACK?! OH MY DARK CACAO! IM BURNING THIS HOUSE DOWN!"
A/n:
I honestly don't know what tf this is
An interaction I had with my best friend earlier when I was at her house. I'm the a one with the Arachnophobia.
I fucking hate and resent spiders and their existence.
