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Textfic III

my last post in the book for a few days. not a long break, just like 1 or 2 days.

which is basically my publishing schedule but whatever
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todays unlucky contestants:

Dark Caca
Dark Choco
Black Raisin
Vampire
Basically the emo group.

and then you also have Herb.
Poor Herb.

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Some brocken emos and Herb 😩

2:43pm
U/n added DarkCacaoOFFICAL to the group
U/n added Vamp1r3 to the group
U/n added Choco.lat3 to the group
U/n added CrazyCrowLady to the group
U/n added Herb.Baby to the group

Herb.Baby:
I love talking to people and all,
don't get me wrong
but what is this

Choco.late:
I hate talking to people.
what is this

DarkCacaoOFFICAL is typing...

Choco.late has left the group

DarkCacaoOFFICAL:
never mind then.

CrazyCrowLady:
Why are we here?

Vamp1r3:
I'm not arguing. I only have like 2 dms.

Herb.Baby:
That's sad. I even have more than that and my mom only allows me to be friends with people I know irl.

CrazyCrowLady:
Hey Vamp

no bitches⁉️
no maidens⁉️
no female companions⁉️

Vamp1r3:
I'm gay

CrazyCrowLady:
oh.
no .. uhh
uhm..
no male bitches⁉️
no gentlemans⁉️
no male companions⁉️

Vamp1r3:
ik ur just bullying me cause u have low self esteem.

CrazyCrowLady:
yeah...

I bet your all wondering why your here.
CrazyCrowLady:
that's what we've been wondering for the past 10 minutes.

DarkCacaoOFFICAL:
Just tell us.

I uhhhh

well ur gonna laugh at this..
...

I actually don't remember