Cookie Run x reader oneshots, headcanons and more!

They text you late at night PT.2

(EDITED AND GRAMMAR CHECKED)

Licorice Cookie (gc)

hi

shut up istg i will eat your hair

nevermind..

Lilac Cookie

I made a new dance routine.

oh yay!

it needs two people

I AM ON MY WAY

Madeleine Cookie

hi I know I'm amazing and all and I could do it by myself, but I need your help

yup whats up?

uh there's kinda a very sleep-deprived Espresso Cookie trying to kill me

what did you to do him?

i tried his espresso and said it tasted bad

you deserve that. 

Mala Sauce Cookie

Y/NNNNNN

CAN U MESSAGE AVACADO FOR MEH TO FIX SUMTHN?

why?

i broke sumthn again..

YOU BROKE SOMEONE'S HOUSE AGAIN USING UR MACE?!

yeah, how did you know?

BECAUSE THAT WAS MY HOUSE! THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BATHROOM!

oh.

Mango Cookie

hey, can u help me?

sure

be a doll and fetch me my backup paddles

sure, why?

i broke mine :(

sure ofc!

Milk Cookie

he is too pure to message you.

Mint Choco Cookie

hi 

I'm giving u 

*sent you a link to concert tickets and a backstage pass, both for his concert with him and parfait* 

these

yay!  thank you!

be there :D

Parfait Cookie

uh did you hear that?

yes! it woke me up! it sounded like annoying microphone feedback...

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PARFAIT!!!

yeah I accidentally turned my speakers up to 100 and microphone feedback..well yeah

oh wait you live on the edge of the kingdom..

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OH NO EVERYONE HEARD IT