Parenting 101🍡

Change of Plans

(Author's POV)

Tsunade: Well, we're all done here. Just make sure you put off sex for a few weeks until the wound heals.

Itachi grimmaced as he sat up and rubbed his bottom slightly. He had woken up to a lot of pain and decided to go to the hospital only to figure out that Kisame had made him tear. To Itachi, it was the most humiliating thing to ever happen to him. Especially since the Hokage was the one examining him.

Itachi: Thank you, Lady Tsunade.

Itachi stood up and winced at the pain. It wasn't something he couldn't bear, but it wasn't some kind of pain he had ever experienced before.

Lowly cursing Kisame under his breath, he walked out the patient room before looking at Kisame who stood in front of the room leaning against the wall.

Kisame: What did she say?

Itachi's cheeks were bright red in embarassment as he approached the smirking individual and playfully punched him in the gut. The hit barely moved Kisame as he shook his head while holding in a laugh.

Kisame: I assume it wasn't good news.

Itachi: She said no intercourse for a couple of weeks. Until then, deal with your own problem.

Slight animosity could be heard in Itachi's voice before he walked away slowly as Kisame followed behind in utter disbelief. Itachi knew that listening to Kisame's complaining would only be the beginning of his problems.

(Yui's POV)

Yui: How much longer do I have to be in this position. It's uncomfortable!

Madara: Until you cry.

Yui: Isn't that too sadistic?!

Madara: No, you're just too weak. Now stop complaining and spread your legs more.

Madara and I were currently training. He told me I was stiff and is now making me stretch and fold myself like a pretzel which I find dumb. It was until I couldn't take it anymore and my legs gave out that I flopped spread-eagle on the ground. Madara shook his head and turned away before picking up his things.

Yui: Hey, where are you going?

Madara: Somewhere away from your idiocy.

I groaned and stood up before tackling Madara, but he seemed to get the idea that I was going to that because he instantly dodged me. I crashed right into the ground and let the law of physics roll me around.

Yui: Why are you so moody today?

Madara simply ignored me and walked on.

I groaned and stood back up before following him. He had been in that bad mood since we woke up this morning. I really didn't know what happened to make him so irritable, but I didn't like his attitude toward me one bit.

Yui: Hey, wanna go get some ice cream? Maybe that will cheer you up.

He halted and looked down at me. His whole expression was sour, but it didn't seem like he was mad at me. More or less, it was just like he was mad at someone else and didn't know how to hide it.

Madara: No, I'm just going to go back to the Inn.

With that, he proceeded to walk away again. Knowing him he probably wants to be alone.

Yui: Ok then. . . I guess I'll see you later.

He hummed in response as he disappeared in the distance.

Yui: Such an asshole.

(Sai's POV)

Sai: Hinata, are you sure this is the right place?