Parenting 101🍡

Sake🍶

(3rd POV)
     All the other members were relaxing in the living room and chatting when Hidan pulled a bottle of sake out of nowhere.

Hidan: let's all take a sip of this expensive sake I bought. A merchant told me it was the best on the market.

Kakuzu eyed Hidan suspiciously.

Kakuzu: How exactly did you buy it if you don't even have money?

Hidan: oh I borrowed some of your money while you slept.

Kakuzu looked like he was ready to kill Hidan, but was cut off on the action when Deidara joined the conversation.

Deidara: who cares who did what. Gimme that sake, un.

He snatched the bottle from Hidan's hand and poured everyone in the room a drink(excluding Sasori). Sasori looked at the humans drinks and didn't see anything odd about it. He was just shocked that Zetsu was going to drink.....wasn't he some kind of aloe thingy.
     Everything was fine after everyone drank, but things started to go down hill as soon as they took their second shot. They all were feeling dizzy, and not the drunk dizzy, but the dizzy when you're about to pass out. Sasori noticed right away and before he could ask what was going on a puff of blue colored smoke filled the room. When it cleared he noticed that the room got silent.

Looking around he noticed children in the place of Akatsuki members.

Sasori: what the hell just happened.......fuck.

The members had turned into toddlers who seemed confused and didn't really seem to understand Sasori speaking to them. Quickly Sasori grabbed the bottle of half-empty sake and sniffed it(pretending this puppet can smell). Immediately he felt dizzy as well and shrunk to kid size. In the whole process, he turned into a human toddler like the others.

{meanwhile in Kisame and Itachi's room😗}

Itachi was awakened by the sound of crying coming from downstairs. He would not have cared, but what surprised him was the fact that it almost sounded like children crying. He sat up and turned his head to his partner who was sound asleep in his own bed. Slowly getting up he walked up to Kisame and poked his bare arm. At first no reaction came, so he poked harder before eventually Kisame grabbed his wrist and looked at him tiredly.

Kisame: oh it's just you.

Kisame released his wrist and sat up.

Kisame: What is it, Itachi-san?

Itachi: do you hear that sound...

Kisame focused his hearing, He heard cries from downstairs.

Kisame: what is that?

Itachi: I don't know, but let's go and check it out.

Kisame tossed on a shirt while Itachi grabbed a kunai.

Walking out into the open they heard the sounds of children becoming more evident, and when they reached the living room they were shocked. Itachi himself gasped which never happens. A total of 6 children sat playing around and crying on the floor of the living room. Kisame assumed that the guys had a crazy night due to the sake on the coffee table and kidnapped some toddlers. This idea was shattered when he noticed one had a pendant which only Hidan owned. As a matter a fact, the children looked very familiar to him. That's when it hit him.

Kisame: Itachi-san I don't think you'll believe this, but those toddlers are the guys.

Itachi looked at Kisame with the biggest eyes he has ever seen. They were screwed.

-Thanks for reading. I hope y'all enjoyed this story. I'm trying to find a decent schedule to update. When I do, then I'll make sure to put it in the story description.
-mini neji🚶‍♀️