Parenting 101🍡

Predicament

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(Tobi/Obito's POV)

Daddy and mommy were asleep. Tobi is very hungry, should I wake mommy? I sat up and grabbed baby dino stuffy and jumped on daddy....daddy woke up and he doesn't look happy;-;. Deidarella just looked at me too. I wonder if he is hungry too?

(Kisame's POV)

All I felt in the morning was a small creature known as Tobi jump on me. For being shy earlier he is pretty troublesome.
I tried sitting up, but Itachi was on my arm and I can't bring myself to wake him. He looked so relaxed and at peace, but I had no choice if I wanted to get up.
Slowly I removed his head from my arm and laid it gently on the bed. He slightly stirred a bit in his sleep while pouting. Tobi just kept looking at Deidara and mumbled the words "Deidarella" under his breath.

Kisame: come with me, we don't want to wake Itachi-san.

Deidara: ok daddy.

(Authors POV)

Both Tobi and Deidara followed Kisame out of the room. They made sure not to wake the others. Deidara knew that waking Danna meant having him chase him all over the place.

(Time skip;-;)

Slowly one by one all of the kids woke up and quietly went downstairs. The last to get up was Zetsu who was strangely latched onto Itachi's leg and wouldn't let go.
Itachi tried his best not to fall over with Zetsu on him, and Kisame just watched as his partner struggled to get down the stairs.

Kisame: do you need some help, Itachi-san?

Itachi looked up with sleepy eyes and nodded his head slightly. Kisame went up and pulled tiny Zetsu off of his partner's leg. Zetsu obviously didn't want to go down without a fight and started to kick and scream.

Zetsu: NOOOO~, LEMME GO, I WANNA STAY WITH MOMMY!!

Kisame huffed at Zetsu's behavior and tried to control the child.

Kisame: if you don't stop, I'll take your plant watching privileges away. You can stay with mommy all day, but you have to behave. Got it!!

Itachi turned his head away trying to hide his blush. He was fine with the children calling him mommy, but with Kisame saying it, it made him feel strange. Even embarrassed.
Zetsu's temper tantrum died down though, he wiped away the few tears that he had with his tiny fist and nodded his head. They headed downstairs.

Altogether they were seated as Kisame "attempted" to cook breakfast. Compared to Konan who was away and Itachi, Kisame really couldn't cook well. So, with his partner's guidance, Kisame made breakfast and served them all.

(Itachi's POV)
Kisame seemed to struggle with cooking since I wasn't helping. I didn't want things to get complicated for him, so I got up and tried to get some cups from the cupboard above the sink.
As my hand took hold of one of the glass cups, a small sting of pain hit my palm and the cup came crashing down. Kisame turned around and hurried over.

Kisame: Itachi-san, what happened?

I could see the concern in his eyes as he rushed over and bent down to examine my foot. Luckily no glass managed to get stuck in my foot, but my heart was beating fast as he looked up at me. My face felt as if it was on fire.

Sasori: Mommy are you okay?
His face: _(•_•)_

I turned and looked at Sasori who was on the counter across from us.

Itachi: y-yes I'm fine. Now get down from there or you'll hurt yourself.

Sasori: but your face looks like Deidara's when Tobi looks at him.