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Ian: FUCK-

Lip: what

Ian: I DONT FUCKING KNOW

mick: can u fucking sit ur ass down

Ian: ummm NO FUCK OF MIKAHLIO MILKOVICH

Debbie: oooo he's using first name basis ur in trouble

Mick: shut the fuck up

Debbie: rude

Sandy: what's going on

Ian: UR FUCKING COUSIN

Sandy: what abt him

Ian: HE ATE MY FUCKING ICE CREAM LIKE WHO TF DO U THINK U ARE

mickey: I thought I'm ur husband and we share I left u half

Ian: no it's empty

Sandy: definitely married.....

Ian: fuck off

Mickey: u fuck of too

Mickey: I'm sorry I ate ur ice cream I'll buy u two more tubs

Ian: ur forgiven

Mickey: ofc I am

Mandy: u two are somet different

Lip: Ian are u drunk

Ian: FUCK OF PHILIP

lip: okay


Fiona: OI, gallaghers

Ian: what Fiona

Lip: what

Carl: what

Debbie: huh

Fiona: can we all chat

Ian: kinda busy right now can we talk later

Debbie: I'm busy gotta take franny school

Lip: yea sorry I'm busy fixing the house can later tho

Carl: sorry gotta go police duty awaits

Fiona: oh okay it's fine I guess

Liam: I can

Fi: no no it's okay Liam

Liam: oh okay well I'll go hang out w Frank

Fi: why

Liam: oh no one told u he has dementia from all the drinking he's getting worse

Fi: oh well just leave him

Liam: NO I WONT HES MY DAD I WILL ATLEAST HANG OUT W HIM BEFORE HE FORGETS ANY OF US

Fi: okay

Ian: geez Liam

Fi: how's mickey

Ian: he's fine why?

Fi: hasn't left u yet

Ian; well no me and him are married so?

Fi: I'm sorry didn't mean to offend u

Ian: it's fine whatever

Fi: u still taking ur meds?

Ian: omfg yes yes I'm fucking taking my meds

Fi: okay

Fi: how's franny? Debbie?

Debbie: oh the unwanted child as u called her yea she's in a pile of broken glass and using drugs with franks whilst lip pours alcahol down her throat

Fi: okay I'm sorry debs

Debbie: whatever

Fi; OKAY ALL OF U FUCK URSLEVES I HAVE BEEN THERE SINCE U WAS BORN MONICA NOT FRANK ME SO ACTUALLY ACT LIKE U WANNA TALK TO ME OKAH FFS
I KNOW I WAS BOSSY BUT IT WAS IN UR BEST INTEREST TO OROTECT ALL OF UR UNGRATEFUL ASSES

All of u just ungrateful

All of them: sorry  Fiona













All of them: sorry  Fiona

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