Ian: FUCK-
Lip: what
Ian: I DONT FUCKING KNOW
mick: can u fucking sit ur ass down
Ian: ummm NO FUCK OF MIKAHLIO MILKOVICH
Debbie: oooo he's using first name basis ur in trouble
Mick: shut the fuck up
Debbie: rude
Sandy: what's going on
Ian: UR FUCKING COUSIN
Sandy: what abt him
Ian: HE ATE MY FUCKING ICE CREAM LIKE WHO TF DO U THINK U ARE
mickey: I thought I'm ur husband and we share I left u half
Ian: no it's empty
Sandy: definitely married.....
Ian: fuck off
Mickey: u fuck of too
Mickey: I'm sorry I ate ur ice cream I'll buy u two more tubs
Ian: ur forgiven
Mickey: ofc I am
Mandy: u two are somet different
Lip: Ian are u drunk
Ian: FUCK OF PHILIP
lip: okay
Fiona: OI, gallaghers
Ian: what Fiona
Lip: what
Carl: what
Debbie: huh
Fiona: can we all chat
Ian: kinda busy right now can we talk later
Debbie: I'm busy gotta take franny school
Lip: yea sorry I'm busy fixing the house can later tho
Carl: sorry gotta go police duty awaits
Fiona: oh okay it's fine I guess
Liam: I can
Fi: no no it's okay Liam
Liam: oh okay well I'll go hang out w Frank
Fi: why
Liam: oh no one told u he has dementia from all the drinking he's getting worse
Fi: oh well just leave him
Liam: NO I WONT HES MY DAD I WILL ATLEAST HANG OUT W HIM BEFORE HE FORGETS ANY OF US
Fi: okay
Ian: geez Liam
Fi: how's mickey
Ian: he's fine why?
Fi: hasn't left u yet
Ian; well no me and him are married so?
Fi: I'm sorry didn't mean to offend u
Ian: it's fine whatever
Fi: u still taking ur meds?
Ian: omfg yes yes I'm fucking taking my meds
Fi: okay
Fi: how's franny? Debbie?
Debbie: oh the unwanted child as u called her yea she's in a pile of broken glass and using drugs with franks whilst lip pours alcahol down her throat
Fi: okay I'm sorry debs
Debbie: whatever
Fi; OKAY ALL OF U FUCK URSLEVES I HAVE BEEN THERE SINCE U WAS BORN MONICA NOT FRANK ME SO ACTUALLY ACT LIKE U WANNA TALK TO ME OKAH FFS
I KNOW I WAS BOSSY BUT IT WAS IN UR BEST INTEREST TO OROTECT ALL OF UR UNGRATEFUL ASSESAll of u just ungrateful
All of them: sorry Fiona
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Shameless messages and one shots
FanfictionIdk I guess we all wanna know what they would say to eachother No? Just me? Okay well then I might do one of the cast and the characters but I don't know all there names so bare w me