Main pairing: Akaashi Keiji x Kuroo Tetsuro
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: "The Hobbit" Spoilers
Time: Akaashi's 2nd year / Kuroo's 3rd year
Song: None
Notes: None
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*In Kuroo and Akaashi's private messages*
Akaashi: BABE
Akaashi: COME HERE
*Kuroo is online*
Kuroo: WHAT'S UP
Akaashi: I JUST FINISHED THE HOBBIT MOVIES
Kuroo: AND?
Kuroo: WHAT DO YOU THINK????
Akaashi: BILBO AND THORIN?!??!?!?!?!
Akaashi: VERY GAY.
Kuroo: EXACTLY
Kuroo: I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THAT
Akaashi: I KNOWWW
Akaashi: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT IN THE BOOKS
Akaashi: THEY HAVE LESS CHEMISTRY
Kuroo: I THINK IT'S THE ACTORS
Akaashi: IT'S MARTIN FREEMAN
Akaashi: HE HAS CHEMISTRY WITH EVERY ACTOR HE PLAYS WITH
Akaashi: LIKE
Akaashi: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH?!?!?!??
Akaashi: THAT SHIT WAS MORE THAN BROMANCE WHO TF ARE U FOOLING
Kuroo: EXACTLY
Akaashi: anyways back to the hobbit
Akaashi: "THORIN OAKENSHIELD WILL PASS INTO LEGEND"
Akaashi: "I KNOW THAT'S HOW MUST HONOUR HIM BUT TO ME HE WAS NEVER THAT. HE WAS... TO ME, HE WAS..."
Akaashi: HE WAS YOUR WHAT BILBO
Akaashi: YOUR BF?!??!?!? YOUR HUSBAND?!??!?!?!?!
Akaashi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Akaashi: WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE
Akaashi: UGH I HATE THE "BURY YOUR GAY" TROPE
Kuroo: it sucks :/
Akaashi: on the other hand... legolas?
Akaashi: more like my leg(s) o(a)ll open for him
Kuroo: JIJIIIII
Akaashi: WHATTTT
Akaashi: BABE IT'S ORLANDO BLOOM
Akaashi: FUCKING OFC I'LL HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM
Kuroo: ok fair :I
Akaashi: but they did him so dirty
Akaashi: i could see how he loved tauriel in his eyes
Akaashi: BUT SHE
Akaashi: SHE WENT TO THAT DWARF
Akaashi: WHEN THERE'S A MAN WITH AVARAGE HEIGHT WHO IS FINE AF
Akaashi: WITH EYES SHAPED LIKE HEARTS FOR HER
Kuroo: RIGHT?!?!?!?!??!
Kuroo: HE WOULD'VE DIED FOR HER
Kuroo: but tauriel and kili were cute too :/
Akaashi: ig they were
Akaashi: and she kinda gained my sympathy in the part where she was crying over his dead body
Akaashi: AND THRANDUIL WAS SO AGAINST HER RELATIONSHIP AT FIRST
Akaashi: BUT THEN HE SAW HER CRYING AFTER HIM
Akaashi: AND HE KNEW WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO LOSE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
Akaashi: "why does it hurt so much?"
Akaashi: "because it was true love"
Akaashi: LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Akaashi: ok i'm done ranting
Akaashi: i have to go read fanfics now
Kuroo: don't even try wattpad
Kuroo: go directly to AO3
Akaashi: why?
Akaashi: oh 🧍♂️
Akaashi: i found one named "He is mine Thorin x Bilbo SMUT" [definitely not projecting 👍]
Akaashi: AND IT HAS 2.8K READS??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!
Akaashi: OMG I TRIED READING THE FIRST CHAPTER HELP I THINK I'M DYING [no hate to the author]
Akaashi: "sussy baka 🥺🥺" vibes
Kuroo: PLS ASKJDHASKDASJKDHASKDASJ
Akaashi: anyways gonna go to AO3 now
Kuroo: do u want fic recs?
Akaashi: 🤲🤲
Kuroo: lol ok i'll send them to you
Akaashi: thank you my wonderful amazing boyfriend whom i love very much
*2 hours later*
Akaashi: HELP
Akaashi: I'VE BEEN READING FFCS FOR LIKE 2 HOURS
Akaashi: AND MY BRAIN STOPPED PROCESSING FOR A SECONG
Akaashi: SO
Akaashi: I READ "BILBO" AS DILDOS
Akaashi: SEND HELP
Kuroo: BABE YOU DIDN'T
Akaashi: I DID
Kuroo: STOP I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD
Kuroo: "There is a lot more in dildos than you guess, and a deal more than it has any idea of itself."
Akaashi: ASDJKASHDSAKDJASHDKASDH
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Haikyuu Text Messages pt. 2
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other Haikyuu books, or you might be new here. In either case, welcome! This book contains 50 fluff chapters followed by 50 angsty chapters. I hope you enjoy!!