Haikyuu Text Messages pt. 2

10. Daisuga

Main pairing: Sawamura Daichi x Sugawara Koushi

Other pairing(s): [Implied] Shobio (Kageyama Tobio x Hinata Shoyo)

Warnings: None

Time: Sugawara's 3rd year / Daichi's 3rd year

Song: None

Notes: None

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*In Daichi and Sugawara's private messages*

Sugawara: hey deadchi

Daichi: 😐

Daichi: hey sugamama

Sugawara: *GASP*

Sugawara: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

Daichi: oh but i did 

Daichi: lol u wanna see it again

Sugawara: NO I DO NOT

Daichi: i'm sending it

Sugawara: DON'T YOU DARE

*Daichi sent one attachment*

Sugawara: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Sugawara: (also the art is really good wtf)

Daichi: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Daichi: (yeah ik respect)

Daichi: to hinata: 🥺✨🥰

Daichi: to anyone who tries to hurt his baby: 💀🤨🚩🤜🏃‍♂️ 

Sugawara: i hate you

Daichi: <3

*WHO TF KICKED THE 2ND YEARS OUT OF THE GC*

*Participants: Daichi, Asahi, Sugawara, Tsukishima, Kageyama, Hinata, Yamaguchi*

*Daichi changed the group name to "SAY HI TO SUGAMAMA KIDS"*

Sugawara: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DAICHI

Daichi: what had to be done 😆👍

Hinata: ARE WE BRINGING SUGAMAMA BACK

Yamaguchi: HELL YEAH

Hinata: sugamama 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰 what does sex mean

Hinata: uwu

Sugawara: I WILL KICK UR ASS

Hinata: sugamama why are you using poo-poo words 😔😔

Sugawara: HINATA

Tsukishima: lmao he's acting like the baby he is

Hinata: sugamama can i cuwse pwease 🥺🥺

Sugawara: fuck you hinata

Hinata: so i can't? 😔😔

Sugawara: curse all you want dude idfc

Hinata: @tsukishima listen to me you little twat

Hinata: if you ever fucking call me a baby again

Hinata: i will climb up your palm tree looking ass, break your glasses in your fucking face, use the glass to scoop out your eyeballs and fucking feed them to you while blood seeps out of your now empty eye sockets.

Hinata: and don't think that i don't know about you, you bitch. i know that you're an insufferable dick that was infamous for not being able to fight for his life, whereas, i can fight with my eyes closed. so don't think that i won't come for you, asshole. 

Hinata: if i ever see you say anything to me ever again, i'll make sure the worst trauma in your life isn't from your brother.

Kageyama: woa that was hot

Hinata: shut your bitch ass up tobio

Kageyama: 🤤👍

Sugawara: i'm impressed.

Hinata: thank you sugamama 🥰🥰🥰 

Sugawara: i'm not impressed anymore.

Daichi: lmao ty for this hinata

Daichi: rlly enjoyed it 👍

Hinata: ofc dadchi 🥺🥰🥰

Daichi: DADCHI!??!!!??!?!?!?!??!

Sugawara: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Daichi: SUGA THAT IMPLIES THAT WE'RE TOGETHER

Sugawara: WAIT SHIT YEAH

Sugawara: HINATA WTF??!??!?!?!??!?!

Hinata: why are y'all surprised?

Yamaguchi: yeah i mean you're already dating, aren't you?

Daichi: NO??????????

Kageyama: well damn

Kageyama: asahi-san lied to us then

Sugawara: ASHLEY

Daichi: ASAHI

Asahi: hey :)

Sugawara: istg i shouldn't have told you about my crush on dai

Daichi: why did i even tell you about my crush on suga

Sugawara: WAIT

Daichi: WAIT

Asahi: and my plan works

Asahi: thanks hinata

Hinata: no problem sahi-san!!

Daichi: asahi you planned this?

Asahi: of fucking course i did

Sugawara: why tho

Asahi: bcs i'm already the third wheel

Asahi: might as well make it official ig

Daichi: anyways

Daichi: suga do you wanna be my bf?

Sugawara: yea :)

Daichi: ok :)

Sugawara: ok :)

Daichi: k :)

Sugawara: k :)

Daichi: :)

Sugawara: :)

Daichi: .)

Sugawara: .)

Daichi: )

Sugawara: )

Asahi: oh god

Asahi: is it too late for you two to break up?

Sugawara: yup

Asahi: oh god

Daichi: god?

Sugawara: THE RETURN OF ASAJESUS 

Asahi: i fucking hate you two.

*Asahi went offline-*