What did Bruce Banner say to Tony Stark after the lights went out?
Wow, it'stark!
What did the ocean do to to the shore?
Waved at him!
What is Franz Joseph Haydn's favorite game?
Haydn-seek!
What is a fish's least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day!
The Fellowship of the ring was standing in a room with a door.
"I wonder what's behind the door," they said.
On the other side, there were two doors. "Look," said Frodo. "More Door!"
"Hmm," said Boromir. "One does not simply walk into More Door."
Gandalf said a spell and the doors disappeared, leaving an empty wall.
"Haha," laughed Aragorn. "It's Gone-Door!"
Did you hear that Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? It went OK. (Haha, Chemistry jokes)
How are a phone and a dog similar? They both have a collar-ID!
What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn moo-er!!!
What food was banned during the Salem Witch Trials?
Sand-witches! (history jokes xD xD)
Help! there are too many bad jokes!
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The Item of Many Items
RandomOh, goodness. You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. But, if this is what you seek, so be it. Watch out, for great complex puzzles lie in ambush. I actually don't know where I'm going with this, but to put it simply, welcome to my book...
