Hello again, I know that most of you are probably sulking at me for writing another Frozen parody, but @feathertailsilver (wow, really, we had no idea!) requested this and i think it'll be hilarious xD
By the way, I should probably reaffirm that---*three masked ninjas show up and drag me away*
Me: NO NO I'm not I"M NOT I PROMISE TAURIEL I LOVS
Ninjas: To the execution!
Me: NO TAURIEL
Well, anyway. Here it is! *gets gagged + blindfolded*
Tauriel: Okay, can I say something crazy?
Orc: I love crazy! *puppy eyes*
Tauriel: All my life has been a series of rules in my face---and suddenly I bump into you!
Orc: I was thinking the same thing! Cause like:
I've been searching so long for someone to taste
Wait-Did I say that out loud? I didn't mean to!
Tauriel: But with youuuuu
Orc: And fondueeeee
Tauriel: I found my placeeeee
Orc: Do you have any butter?
Tauriel: Shh, we're supposed to be singing!
Both: And it feels like my life is finally saaaaved!
Love is an open CAAAAAVE
Love is an open CAAAAAVE
Love is an open CAAAAAVE
Tauriel: With you
Orc: I like you
Tauriel: With...Awh! I like you too!
Orc: With you
Love is an open cave....
Orc: I mean, I'm evil
Tauriel: What?
Orc: We finish each other's
Tauriel: LEFTOVERS!
Orc: That's what I was going to say!
Tauriel: I've never met somebody
Orc: What? A body?
Both: Who thought so much like me!
Jinxs! Jinks ag-
Orc: DON'T JINX IT!!
Tauriel: *rolls eyes*
Both: Our severe mental degredation
Can only have one explanation
Orc: You!
Tauriel: And I!
Orc: Were
Tauriel: Just
Both: meant to beeeeeeeee!
Tauriel: Say goodbye!
Orc: GOODBYE!!!
Both: To our murderous pasts!
Tauriel: Wait, what?
Orc: SHH
Both: We don't have to kill anyone named Dave!!!
Tauriel: Who's Dave?
Orc: No idea, but it rhymed...
Tauriel: Awh! You're so cute!
Love is an open CAAAAAAAVE
Love is an open CAAAAAVE
Life can take you to the graveeee!
Love is an open cave......
Orc: Can I say something crazy!
Tauriel: *giggle* *blush*
Orc: Will you move in with me into my cave and we can hunt people and revenge our forefathers and possibly love each other?
Tauriel: *blushing* Can I say something crazier? YES!!!!
Sorry I improvised a lot xD Hope you liked it!
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The Item of Many Items
RandomOh, goodness. You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. But, if this is what you seek, so be it. Watch out, for great complex puzzles lie in ambush. I actually don't know where I'm going with this, but to put it simply, welcome to my book...
