Hello, yes, it is another Frozen parody! Hope you like! xD
Aragorn: Sometimes, I like to close my eyes,
and imagine what it'd be like when battle does come...*sigh*
People die
Everywhere there's a battle cry
And I'll be leading my men to arms in battle...
Sword and greaves, my tunic flapping in the breeze
Probably looking fantastic-Oh, please! In battle.....
Legolas: I'll always shoot a lovely Orc...or two, or
Gimli: 44!!
Legolas: And tell the nasty guys to leave...they have been warned!
And I can't wait to see, what my daddy will think of me
Just imagine how fabulous I'll be in battle!
Gimli: Dah dah, da doo, we are so much cooler than you,
We are Three Companions, and we are rad
If you get on the wrong side, it will be bad!!!!
Rrr Raht da daht dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah doo!
Aragorn: Peace is a good time to take a deep breath, but put me in battle and I'll meet my......
Best friends! *hugs Legolas and Gimli*
Legolas: When life gets too normal, I hold on to my dream
The only problem in battle is there's no face cream! *scowl*
Gimli + Aragorn: Um......
Gimli: Oh, my axe would be stained, with gore and other people's brains, and after I can have some ale in battle!
Legolas + Aragorn: GIMLI!
Gimli: What? It's true!
Sauron: *laughs evilly* I'm gonna tell them!
Saruman: Don't you dare!
Aragorn + Legolas + Gimli: In BAAAAAAAATTTLEEEEE!!!!!!
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