I know there are always feelings that we can't fit into one of the generic categories of Sad! Happy! Scared! Excited! So...I made my own.
Sitting in a muggy place with wet hair and feeling like mold is growing on you
Eating a thing and not knowing if you like it or absolutely abhor it. And then you keep eating it.
Sitting on a couch and you feel like a blobfish
Watching the BOTFA trailer again or thinking about LOTR or the Hobbit and not being able to breathe
You like somebody but you don't want to tell them because you feel like they need space so you ignore them so hopefully they won't be suspicious but still like you for giving them space...
Crying over that one piece of beautiful music and nobody understands why. Not even you.
Walking into air contitioning in the summer like wow winter came early xD
Trying do decide whether it's best to talk to someone to show that you care, or leave them alone to show that you respect their space...
Trying to act nonchelant while grabbing a free sample at a store
Watching a movie that's somewhat creepy and then venturing alone upstairs to turn on the lights while trying to act cool.
Walking down the hallways at school going I AM THE QUEEN MOVE OUT OF THE WAY PEASANTS! but being unable to say it out loud :(
Constantly walking the line between sarcasm and insults and trying not to scare people away before they know you (my life)
Pretending to like something so you don't hurt people's feelings, then pretending to not like it as a joke. Except it's the truth.
Feeling like the sun is evaporating your skin
Feeling very accomplished when you hear the vacuum cleaner sucking up all the stuff on the floor
Enjoying the sound food makes when you fry it
Trying not to breathe too loudly during a test
Or sneeze. That's just awkward!
Feeling like the entire world can hear you eating.
Having a strange dream about someone you know O__o
Falling hopelessly in love with a fictional character.
While listening to Lady Gaga music. (from the spectacular @Silivrennial)
Trying to burn peasants with your dragon fire (while possibly hollering I AM FIRE I AM DEATH!) (from @Silivrennial)
Wanting to yell "YOOOOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAASS!" to people (also from lovely @Silivrennial)
a) in the hallways
b) outside the bathroom when your friend needs alone time
c) to people you hate during a test|
d) posting said phrase on your bedroom door
Wanting to poke someone for no reason, doing it anyway, and then when they look at you weirdly you shrug and blame somebody else. Then burst out laughing. (from the zealous @feathertailsilver)
If you think of any, I'll add them! xD Cheers, love...
-G
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