Well, sometimes I can't help thinking that some people have NO SENSE of fashion. Sure, wear sweats. That's not what I mean. To clarify:
Please never wear any type of headwear (i.e hats, crowns, Native American headdresses, etc.) over hoodies. Just don't.
Don't ever put socks over your shoes. It makes people think you're stupid. Plus it's really not all that attractive.
If you intend to wear leggings (I LOVE LEGGINGS) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make sure they aren't transparent. I don't think the entire world would care to know the exact dimensions of your posterior.
Unless you are a ninja (yes, Natasha, I'm looking at you xD) don't wear catsuits. Especially if they don't fit. Then that's just awkward.
Whoever said that tucking your shirt into your underwear is okay is greviously wrong. Then if your pants sink down a bit we know what kind of underclothes you have on.
Please take care to not leave home without pants. Your shirt may be long...but if it's that long, it's a dress. If it's short enough to be a shirt, WEAR PANTS! Or shorts! Or leggings! Point is, again: don't wear clothes that flash people!
People who wear socks on their hands should not be allowed to leave their house. Enough said.
Also: if you are planning to break whatever you are wearing, by a) turning into a gigantic green rage monster, b) doing dangerous and/or dirty activities, you may not want to wear your best dress shirt. Just saying.
Sunny days do not warrant sequins. Please do not wear shirts composed entirely of sequins, especially if it is sunny. Nobody wants to be blinded. (from @MadiB79 xD)
Please refrain from dressing as if you are stuck in another century. Unless you are. But if you are a normal person who is not stuck back in time, try not to wear like pre-medieval ball gowns when you go to the store. (to @kestherb42 because her mother apparently dresses like she's in the 80's (and not in a cute way! xD))
Disclaimer: If you happen to be partial to wearing headresses over hoodies, socks over shoes, clear leggings, catsuits, or you regularly enjoy displaying your underclothes, I apologize for any offense this may cause. In the case that you wish to sue me, you can't. Sorry.
Heheh cheers!
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