So remember I told you guys about a notebook in which my sister and I wrote "101 Reasons How Sherlock is Alive"? Well, one of them was that Sherlock was a phoenix, so they cremated his body and....what if they cremated him in the fireplace...? (morbid much?)
John: *sits by fireplace reading magazine*
Fireplace: *moves ashes*
John: WTH
Fireplace: *exhales ashes*
John: I wish Sherlock were here he could know what it was... *cries*
Fireplace/Ashes: John stop crying seriously gosh you're so annoying
John: WTH
Ashes: *out crawls Sherlock*
Sherlock: Can I have some coffee? My throat is so dry.
John: O______o
Sherlock: Today, preferably. Burning is so tedious
John: ............Sherlock WHAT THE HADES
Well, that was random xD
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The Item of Many Items
RandomOh, goodness. You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. But, if this is what you seek, so be it. Watch out, for great complex puzzles lie in ambush. I actually don't know where I'm going with this, but to put it simply, welcome to my book...
