Thranduil: *walks into Starbucks*
People: *stare*
Thranduil: *puts on sunglasses*
People: *stares harder*
Thranduil: *struts up to cashier* Yes, I'd like a double mocha caramel frappucino, extra cream, two sugars.
Cashier: *has a bad day* Fine, Goldilocks, whatever.
Thranduil:...........................................................
Thranduil: You did not just call me Goldilocks!
Glorfindel: Nope, that's me!
Thranduil: Where did you come from??!
Glorfindel: *sad* Job interview (see @TarwaRedwood's Ridiculous Adventures! xD)
Thranduil: Oh. Anyway, this mortal peasant just called me Goldilocks!!
Glorfindel: *flinches* I hope she realizes wha---*is inturrupted*
Thranduil: NOBODY CALLS ME GOLDILOCKS NOBODY OKAY GET TO WORK PESANTS I NEED MY COFFEE!
Cashier: *um yes* *okay* *right away sir* *runs off*
Legolas: *walks in*
People: *stare more*
Legolas: Hello Ada I want a Pumpkin Spice Latte, did you tell her that I---
Thranduil: I WAS GOING TO EXCEPT THIS LITTLE ORC CALLED ME GOLDILOCKS
Cashier's friend: *totally oblivious* Hehe Chrissy, look, another Goldilocks.
Cashier (Chrissy): Um Jamie um yeah you might not want to---
Legolas: Excuse me? *hair flip* You wish you had my starry looks!
Thranduil: That's my son!
Legolas: *has had enough* PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE TODAY PLEASE THANK YOU
Thranduil: *glares at everyone*
Everyone: *shrivels up inside*
Thranduil: Don't forget mine!!!
Glorfindel: Yes me too!
Cashier: *scared voice* ....s-sir what would you l-like?
Glorfindel: Um a Venti frappuchino :)
Cashier: *almost cries* *wow* *why are these people so intimidating* O-okay..
****5 min later***
Thranduil: *tapping foot impatiently*
Legolas: *carving leaves into counter*
Glorfindel: *reciting the names of the Valar*
Cashier: *shaking* H-here are your drinks...
Glorfindel: *tries* Thank you.
Thranduil: *narrows eyes suspiciously*
Legolas: *sighs* Thanks...
*all try drinks*
Thranduil: It's toooooo COOOLD I'M GOING TO FREEEEZE
Legolas: Ada, i'm sure it's not that--OW THIS IS SO HOT IM DYING
Glorfindel: Um this is lukewarm I guess it's fine but honestly some like it hot....
Cashier: *faints*
Thranduil: Such mortality........
xD This just...came to me....
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The Item of Many Items
RandomOh, goodness. You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. But, if this is what you seek, so be it. Watch out, for great complex puzzles lie in ambush. I actually don't know where I'm going with this, but to put it simply, welcome to my book...
