Um so this happened Im confused
Hawkeye: .......do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Natasha: Um no
Hawkeye: SHH IM SINGING
Natasha: Oh......
Hawkeye: Drifting through the wind......
Thor: *runs in with electric guitar*
Tony: *flies in* wanting to start again! *fireworks explode overhead*
Hawkeye: Do you ever feel...feel so paper thin! Like a house of cards, one blow from...
Bruce: HULK SMASH
Hawkeye: AHHH *trips over his heeled boots*
Thor: CAUSE BABY YOURE A WORK OF FIRE *lightning strikes*
Natasha: What is going on?!
Pepper: *runs in* Natasha, where's Tony?!
Natasha: *points to newly-formed boy band*
Hawkeye: *uses bow as microphone* COME ON SHOW ME WHAAAAAT YOU'RE WORTHHHHH
Tony: MAKE THEM GO "OH LOOK ITS TONY STARK!"
Hawkeye: WHat? That's not in the song!!
Tony: SHH YES IT IS
Hawkeye: *is wearing glittery leather* AS YOU SHOOT ACROSS THE SKYYYYYYY
Tony: See, it's in the song!
Thor: BABY YOUR'E A WORK OF FIREEEE
Bruce: *runs in* THOR it's firework
Thor: ....I know, mortal. Work of fire!
Bruce: AHHGJSFL GIAGRPEUYG R:IEAFG *turns large and green*
Hawkeye: AHHHHHH
Tony: Stop screaming!
Cap: *runs in* COME ON JOIN THE ARMYYYY
Hawkeye: *mad* STOP CHANGING THE SONG LYRICS!
Thor: *drops bass*
Everyone: THOR!!!!!!!!
Hawkeye: Boom, boom--
Lights: *turn off*
Loki: BOOM MORTALS I'M EVEN BRIGHTER THAN YOUR SILLY MOON
Thor:.............LLLLOOOKKIIIIIII!
Loki: EHEHEHEHEHE *puts on Beethoven's 5th symphony* DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
Hawkeye: YEAH BABY YOU'RE A FIREEEEEWORRRKKKK
Tony: Um guys Loki is here.
Cap: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
Natasha: Um....well, we are all here already so...
Cap: Sorry ma'am.
Explosion: *BOOOOM*
Everyone: LOKIIIII
Hawkeye: MY EYELINER GOT SMUDGED
Natasha: W T H
Cap: Wait what?
Tony: Um, birdy, do you have to tell us something?
Hawkeye: No, duh, I'm in a band! Everyone in a band always wears eyeliner!
Natasha: They do?!
Loki: *runs in wearing mascara* LOOOOK IM PRETTY
Thor: ....go home, Loki
Bruce: AHHH LOKI *turns green*
Pepper: WHAT IS GOING ON????
Hawkeye: I"M SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A CONCERT OVER HERE!!
Tony: Well, that got shut down pretty quickly....
Nat: Um okay I'm confused..
Cap: *plays piano* It's always been inside of you, you you....now you have to let it through, through, through....
Thor: Oh...yeah I remember now! BABY YOU ARE FIRE AND YEAH
Hawkeye: NOOOO
Bruce: *back to normal* Wait what Cap plays piano??
Everyone: SHHH
Hawkeye: ....cause baby you're a firework! *picks up Nat and twirls her around*
Natasha: Ugh get off me I'm an Agent of Shield
The whole world: AWWW CLINTASHA
Haha I guess the next chapter explains this.....
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The Item of Many Items
RandomOh, goodness. You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. But, if this is what you seek, so be it. Watch out, for great complex puzzles lie in ambush. I actually don't know where I'm going with this, but to put it simply, welcome to my book...
