Terrible Jokes

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How does Thor keep his lunch warm? 

He puts it in a Thor-mos!


Why did Thranduil kick Loki out of his party? 

He was too low-key xD


How many cans of soup does a bird need to eat? 

Two cans 


How can you tell if a big cat is tired?

If it's Lion around


Why did the elk turn away? 

Because people thought he was a moose (Poor swag stag!)


What is Captain America's favorite type of coffee? 

A Cap-uccino :)


What did the whale say to the jellyfish

WATER you doing? 

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