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Questions that lower the IQ of the whole neighborhood

Biology:

Which molecule would fit into the round opening, the circular one or the triangle one? Justify your answer.

Uh, well. Let me think. The circular molecule fits in the opening because ITS CIRCULAR

Teacher: *annoying screechy witch voice* YEWW DIDN'T JUSTIFYYYY YORE ANSWERRR! 

There's nothing to justify! Circles fit with circles! 

In a membrane-spanning protein, there is a gated channel, which is closed. Why do you think it is called a gated channel? Use evidence to support your answer.

I DON'T KNOW I'M STUPID! 

Teacher: *gives me dirty looks* 

Okayy....so it is called a gated channel because it is closed and gated is a synonym for closed and that is why it is called a gated channel because it remains closed like a gate which is closed. 

U.S History:

Using the picture, (mother carrying a Bible) analyse the influence of the preacher over his subjects. 

Um...they go to Church?!?

Math: 

Howard is a baseball player. His chewing gum is getting dry, so as he pitches the ball, he spits out his gum. If the ball is going at 45 mph, and the gum leaves his mouth at 5:30, where will the gum land in relation to the ball? Explain. 

I don't even know how to respond to this.....

English: 

Robert Frost was a well known poet, one of his most famous works being "Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening." From the title, what do you think this poem is about? Please write a 5 paragraph essay with DETAILED evidence. 

"Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening" seems to be about someone stopping by some woods, which usually is a forest containing trees, on an evening when it is snowing. The evidence is that the title explicitly states that someone is "Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening", and therefore eliminates other possible themes for this poem, such as cars or relationship problems. Of course, the narrator could stop by the woods in a car, or have relationship issues with a tree, but based on the title, "Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening", it seems to be about someone stopping by the woods, which usually is a forest containing trees, on an evening when it is snowing. The evidence is that the title explicitly states that someone is "Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening", and therefore eliminates other possible themes for this poem, such as cars or relationship problems. Of course, the narrator could stop by the woods in a car, or have relationship issues with a tree, but based on the title, "Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening", it implies that the poem is mostly related to stopping by some woods, which usually is a forest containing trees, on an evening when it is snowing. The evidence is that the title explicitly states that someone is "Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening", and therefore eliminates other possible themes for this poem, such as cars or relationship problems. Of course, the narrator could stop by the woods in a car, or have relationship issues with a tree, but based on the title, "Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening", it implies that the poem is mostly related to stopping by some woods.....

*dies* 

Some questions are actually like this!