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Watching Sherlock

So Sherlock....

I just finished the second season the day before yesterday, which prompted me and my sister to write "101 Reasons Why Sherlock Isn't Dead" (Yes, we did write 101, if anyone wants it, I'll post it) and yesterday I just watched the first episode of the third season. And here is what I have to say:

Dear John, 

I know that the past two years were difficult for you because you thought that Sherlock was dead, except for he wasn't. Now he's back, and I know that you tried to get on with your life but I don't think you can anymore. Mary is a nice girl and I love her, and you love her, but you should probably reconsider for your own good. We both know that you love going with Sherlock to fight crime and solve cases, and if you decide to engage in matrimony, this will be difficult to accomplish, therefore putting you in a very awkward situation. Plus, it would hurt him to see you, but not be able to have you by his side as he usually does. You probably don't know this, but when you guys were fighting after he came back, he could not even focus properly without you there. Please, John, don't do this. It will almost be worse if Sherlock knows you're there but you're too busy with your new life to help him. Also-who's going to share a flat with him? Not Mrs. Hudson, not Lestrade, not Mycroft (certainly not Mycroft). Oh, that's right. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HIS FLATMATE JOHN!!! What I'm trying to say is DONT GET MARRIED!!!

Love, Me

P.S No, I know you aren't gay. 

By the way-for those of you wondering-I don't ship Johnlock, only as a brotp.