The Item of Many Items

The Wedding of Grima and Alfrid

After a loooong time of no posting, I decided to detail the lovely wedding of Alfred and Gríma Wormtongue! So here's what happened at the wedding, for those of you who didn't go.

Wedding Planners:

@dreamescape07 (me)

@Because_It_Was_Real

~The Guest List~

@TarwaRedwood

@feathertailsilver

@Child_of_Hope

@Aewneth

@Daughter_of_Hurin

@LOTRlover77

@Dess_Basilisk

@BJKaplan

@Harmony_Owl

@Silivrennial

@_mirkwood_girl

@mogg123

Well, to begin, everyone cried because they were so happy.

So happy that finally, everyone's favorite OTP were wed in unholy, filthy matrimony.

As it happened, Gríma and Alfred will be very happy together planning the deaths of various people and escaping persecution by running away or hiding in the shadows.

Honestly, the biggest problems facing this couple will probably be money management, since Alfrid is, like, obsessed, and trying not to get corrupted by people like Sauron, who actually is an eye.

Thanks to everyone who attended, although I noticed nobody ate the food. I'm sure it was delicious...At least, the pigs thought so.

I think they said they would be going on a honeymoon to Death Valley, which should be quite warm and hopefully full of poisonous snakes as I think they may be better off that way.

Although the wedding went wonderfully, I think they might have been annoyed that everyone was laughing the entire time, because it was hilarious.

Really hilarious.

Priest: I now pronounce you...Snake and Scum!

TarwaRedwood: Wow, that's cute.

mogg123: *snickers* Yeah, adorable.

Silivrennial: Shh! Guys, someone said you can hear the maggots.

Aewneth: Ew, maggots?

Silivrennial: Yeah, in their brains.

TarwaRedwood: *laughs* That's terrible.

_mirkwood_girl: Well, I don't think this color suits me...

mogg123: Don't think it suits anyone. Except for them. Looks nice on them.

Dess_Basilisk: Is that possible? They just look...sickly.

feathertailsilver: This wedding is the best thing since sliced bread.

LOTRlover77: Personally, I just feel really dirty...

Silivrennial: Anyone up for a swim in the ocean after this?

Dess_Basilisk: Um, yes please!

Because_It_Was_Real: Are you sure you don't want to stay for the reception? It's going to be pretty special.

BJKaplan: Ohh, special? How special?

dreamescape07 (me): Well, a little bird told me they're serving cow tongue soup. With peanut butter croutons.

Daughter_of_Hurin: That is revolting.

dreamescape07: I know. That's why we only ordered two servings.

feathertailsilver: I'm all for that!

TarwaRedwood: Eww, really??

feathertailsilver: No. *laughs*

Dess_Basilisk: Oh, look, the priest is coming over here.

LOTRlover77: I didn't know orc priests were a thing?

BJKaplan: They aren't. It's just his natural face.

Silivrennial: Ouch.

mogg123: Thank you for a beautiful service, father.

Priest: You're very welcome, I'm glad you enjoyed it! *mutters* It's a mask..I didn't want to make them feel bad...

Because_It_Was_Real: Why would they feel bad?

Priest: *takes off mask*

Everyone: BARD?

Bard: SHH! It's a secret.

Aewneth: Um, since when are you a priest?

Bard: I'm not, I was pretending.

_mirkwood_girl: Nice pretending.

dreamescape07: I agree. And the last bit was just...really inspirational.

Bard: Aww, thanks. Now hopefully they'll leave everyone alone.

BJKaplan: Yeah, hopefully. *shudders* They're both creepers!

Bard: Anyone going to the reception? 

Everyone: No. 

Bard: Well, okay. Good, I wasn't going to either. 

Daughter_of_Hurin: Put the mask back on! They're coming!

*everyone looks like they're having a great time* 

Alfríma (Gríma and Alfrid): Hello!

Because_It_Was_Real: Um..Hi. 

Aewneth: ...congratulations? 

*awkward pause* 

*Gollum runs in* 

Gollum: Sorry I'm lateses, preciouss, here's some flowerses for the happys!! *hands pile of weeds to Alfríma* 

Alfríma: They are so pretty! 

Everyone: *confused* 

Bard: Sorry, we have to go now, bye. 

*everyone runs out*