Hey, everyone! Sorry for being totally missing for so long, I'm always busy now :( Expect more updates around thanksgiving, probably. That's like the last week of November if you aren't American :) I am literally so sorry I haven't been updating! Hopefully this will make it better :)
So, without further delay....Cheesy dramatic scenes in movies!!
~The "Love Confession" scene:~
Brittany: Josh....I...think I love you!!
Josh: I....*gets stabbed by large man in black*
Brittany: OMG! Joshiekins! *screams and runs around in circles*
Josh: B-brittany! *dying*
Brittany: *falls on floor next to him* J-josh! Don't leave me! *cell phone lying there uselessly* (Like, girl, is your phone fake? Is it dead like Josh? Whoops, spoilers!) Don't leave me, please! Look at me! Aughjhhgih!!! *starts sobbing hysterically* B-but I wanted to have 4 kids named Ashely, Rachel, Bill and Todd with you! Josh!!!
Josh: Brittany! I-I lov-ve...*dies*
Brittany: AHHH! HELP!!
Random man in black who has mysteriously dissappeared until now: *tries to stab Brittany*
Josh: *gets up* *punches guy in the face*
Brittany: Joshie! I thought you were dead!
Josh: I was pretending so I could save you!! (Ohh, so now you're immortal? We get it.)
Brittany: Oh, Josh!! I love you so much!!
Josh: I love you too!
Random man in black: *twitches*
~The "Police Chase" scene:~
Good guys: Oh no! They're coming! Escape Code 4567898765 Plan Aborted!
Police: *drive cars around*
Good guys: *drive around in random cars they nicked from people*
Police: *drive 284 miles above the speed limit*
Good guys: *frantically trying to do stuff while driving*
Police: *shoot guns out the windows*
Good guys: *shoot back*
Random pedestrians: *don't even notice*
Police: *flies over all the other cars and somehow lands in front of the good guys*
Random pedestrians: *still don't notice* (Uhh, are you blind? These people just shot your dog, ran over your car, and are breaking all the laws. No? Okay then.)
Good guys: *somehow called a helicopter which magically appears and they all jump onto it and escape*
Police: *left to deal with the press*
~The "True Love's Kiss" scene:~
Romeo: *sneaks in to Juliet's room at 1 AM*
Juliet: *is still awake* Oh, Romeo, I knew you would come! (Um..creeper much? This is a regular occurence?? Do the parents know??? Didn't think so.)
Romeo: I..just had to say....that.....I love you so much...
Juliet: Really?!!
Romeo: You're so beautiful...it makes me want to cry...
Juliet: Awwh, you're so sweet! *blushes from her bed*
Romeo: Come here, I want to show you something.
Juliet: *gets up* *is wearing the most see-through thing on the planet*
Romeo: *grabs her by the waist* Look outside, baby.
Juliet: Wow, OMG! The stars are so bright!
Romeo: Aren't they beautiful? They....*looks at Juliet*
Juliet: *looks at him*
Romeo: *scoots closer*
Juliet: *looks at him innocently*
Romeo: *kisses her*
Person at home watching the movie: *so much awkward*
Romeo+Juliet: *kiss for 12 minutes*
Person at home watching the movie: ...please stop
~The "Kidnapping/Robbery Scene":~
Jessica: Bye mom and dad! Have tons of fun on your honeymoon!
Parents: Bye! *leave Jessica alone in their 23 story house for 2 weeks* I know everything will be just fine when we return! (First clue that everything is NOT going to be just fine)
Jessica: I'm going to have a ton of fun today!!
Movie: *lots of vague forshadowing involving creepy men, nighttime, and the main character being alone*
Jessica: Everything is totally fine! *sits on couch and watches a horror movie*
Robber/Kidnapper: *casually walks in the front door*
Jessica: Hello? *goes to check* (You torpid creature! You're ALONE, if you're going to investigate, at least bring that large stick or poker or sword which are all conveniently located at your disposal)
Obviously sketchy robber/kidnapper: *stands there*
Jessica: Hi! Can I help---
Robber/Kidnapper: *takes out weapon*
Jessica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs around crying and tripping over things*
Robber: HEHEHE GOT YOU NOW! *takes out sack*
Jessica: *crying* *doesn't know how to do stuff*
Robber: *chases her around the house*
Jessica: *breathing really heavily and hiding in obvious places in rooms with only one door*
Robber: *attacked by a large dog who somehow eats his pants* *is wearing white boxers with hearts on them*
Jessica: Fluffy! Where did you come from?! (Um, I don't know. Maybe YOUR HOUSE because he's YOUR DOG??) You saved my life! I love you! Maybe I should feed you! (Ohhh, now you feed him)
Robber: *runs away screaming and grabbing his butt*
Well, there's that. Haha. I hope you guys liked it!
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