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A Dream I Had: The Legolas Banana Tree Dream

So, @dess_basilisk asked me what this dream was, because she had a dream about banana trees recently. There's really nothing to say about it.....

What happened was that I woke up in this wierd gray room, like a basement, except it was where my kitchen actually is. Me and a bunch of my friends were having this really huge sleeopver or something because there were like blankets and people all over the floor. I walked into the living room and this guy was sitting in my armchair and it was this one sorta creepy guy who was madly in love with me all through elementary school (this was like 7 years ago).

Anyway, he was sitting there and he tried to give me this towel but I rejected it and herded everyone to the other living room, whereupon we all sat in a circle. I started mentally counting to see who we were missing, and then I'm like "Oh, we're missing--" and I stood up and walked to our coat closet and was like "Legolas!! We're starting the meeting!" so Legolas literally comes out of my coat closet and we sat in the circle and then my sister runs in with this little banana and she's like shouting "LOOK I GOT THIS FROM OUR BANANA TREE THAT NEVER GREW!" except in another language, and Legolas just states, "Ohh, the banana tree!".

Then my mom showed up with this blue bucket full of blueberries and we're passing it around when someone says "What are blueberries?!" and me and Legolas explain but for some reason nobody wants any so they all randomly fall asleep. Then, the scene switches to the queen of England (I don't know why but it was her) and she was yelling at Prince Caspian to "save his country". Thennnn it switched back and I was standing barefoot on this bridge in the middle of the ocean at night and Legolas walks over and shows me this random cave on the beach that apparently "he used to go there a lot as a child" and we went in and there were these rocks like at Stonehenge. We were having this conversation about fire when Thranduil poked his head through the top opening of the cave and whispered "Hurry! The pirates are coming!" so we ran out and Thranduil had SUPER SHORT HAIR which was really weird and I think he was wearing tennis shoes.

Anyway, we ran up this hill and this train car just climbed up the other side and the entire crew of the Black Pearl was in there yelling things at us so I kicked it and everyone somehow flew out. I turned to run again but I slid down the hill the wrong way and cut my leg open on some glass, so Thranduil was like "OMG, hurry up!" and we all kept running. We ended up at this odd looking castle where me, Legolas, Lucy (from Narnia) and Prince Caspian all had to put spoonfuls of granola on placemats for the Queen of England. 

I literally don't even know. I had this dream like 2 years ago, but i still remember it because I wrote it down in a notebook so I wouldn't forget the weirdness and 

I really don't know how to explain this hahahahahh 

But yeah, dreams.