Ship name:
Alfríma Tongue-Spittle/Lick-Worm
As many of you have likely heard, there has been a sudden announcement from Tolkien's infamous slimy greaseballs:
Alfrid and Gríma Wormtongue are getting married!
They are perfect for each other--
Their manipulative, poisonous, slimy, dirty, cunning, stupid, gullible, controlling, greedy, obsessive, heartless, cowardly personalities mesh together terribly, and everyone is overjoyed that they will be moving into a dark, stagnant apartment in the middle of a large swamp.
The wedding has been announced for
JANUARY 25th, 2015
and if you are attending, keep in mind that the wedding themes are snot colored and murky brown!
For questions or R.S.V.Ps, contact me or @Because_It_Was_Real
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The Item of Many Items
RandomOh, goodness. You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. But, if this is what you seek, so be it. Watch out, for great complex puzzles lie in ambush. I actually don't know where I'm going with this, but to put it simply, welcome to my book...
