What do you call a root vegetable that bites?
Turnippy
What do you call a fast-food special that can sink a ship?
Iceberg-er
Why can't you throw parties in space?
Because it's so hard to planet!
How fast does Lee Pace walk?
Slow-lee
What do you call a blind stag?
No eye-deer (This one also makes more sense out loud.)
Why shouldn't you go out in a corn field?
They tend to stalk.
Where do whales go shopping?
Whale-mart
Why did the jetliner check in to emotional therapy?
It had been carrying around a lot of baggage.
Johnny wanted to win something in the pun contest so he entered in 10 of his best puns. When the time for judging came, he anxiously looked at the podium, hoping one of his puns would win, but no pun in ten did ;)
(That one makes sense when you read it out loud)
Aaaaaaaand finally:
What do you call Earth's Mightiest Heroes in the kitchen?
The Oven-gers
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