So. My sister and I were brainstorming names for Benedict Cumberbatch after I saw a post on Tumblr about it. It's quite....special. Anyway, as we all know, even if we call him Benadryl Cabbagepatch we know who it is! So here we go:
Bubblegum Candystash Banjokit Crumplestash
Bendystick Crumpetsnatch Balsalmic Cucumbersquash (want the recipie?)
Butterbrick Camelback Bellatrix Chickenscratch (are my HP people here?)
Banglekick Crinklesmash Boromir, GiveThatBack! (Hi, guys :P)
Baubleslick Cabbagemash Bedazzle Caramelstack
Bunnyhop Crackerjack Bandersnatch Crispybatch
BannerClint CaptainStark (to all my Avengers people)
Beorn'sSkin ChangesFast (don't know what I'm doing)
BennyDin's BoatJustCrashed (Ehehe from @kittygirlmoo)
Benefit Cucumbersnap (xD from @TimelordOfCamelot)
Benedict Otterbatch (since he's actually an otter, from @bleukelsey)
Comment your favorite, even if it isn't on the list (I'll add it :P) Make some up! Who is the mysterious Benjamin Castlecrash?
Note: Dear Benedict (Mr. Cumberbatch?) In whichever case that you find out about this, it is NOT intended to be offensive. At all. More of an amusement, really. Hope you don't mind.
-G
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The Item of Many Items
RandomOh, goodness. You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. But, if this is what you seek, so be it. Watch out, for great complex puzzles lie in ambush. I actually don't know where I'm going with this, but to put it simply, welcome to my book...
