I'm not sure what to say about this, but.....Um. Yeah, this happened today. If there is a - before the sentence it's my sister talking, just regular is me talking.
...cheers?
~Based on true events~
Parents out for a little bit
*phone rings*
It's Mum
Taking care of sister?
Oh, okay. What?
Oh, make lunch? Sure. What do you want? Yeah, we can do that. 'Kay. Sure. Love you, bye.
*yells* Hey! We have to make lunch!
-Okay, sure. Hold on.
*makes brownies*
Hold on, don't we have to make lunch?
-Oh, yeah. What did mum say to make?
Orange chicken and rice.
-Really? Oh, okay.
Hey, let's make fried rice!
-What? Why?
Why the heck not, okay?
-How do we make it?
I dunno, let's find out *googles everything*
Oh, okay. Will you get the rice?
-We don't have enough brown rice
What about white?
-Nope
Oh, we can make both seperately and then mix them together.
-WTH
I'm serious.
-Are you mad?
......possibly.
*runs around slicing various vegetables, boiling a random assortment of rice*
Oh, hold on, we have to-
-WHAT ABOUT THE BROWNIES
Oh oh OH NO MOVE IT GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
*throws open oven*
Oh, they're done!
-What? I thought you said they were on fire!
That was a dramatic inference.
-Oh.
*rice is done, brownies are out of the oven, vegetables all neatly minced*
Well, that was tedious.
-Let's watch Sherlock
Okay!!!
-I was joking...
I wasn't....
-Um, okay, I guess.
Put it on! Let's go!
*watches random scenes of Sherlock*
Hold on, we should let the rice cool...
-Oh, yeah.
*gets up from being sprawled on the floor*
*pours rice in a bowl*
Sister's rice=perfect
My rice=very stuck. very.
Oh seriously please ice pick, now
-We don't have an ice pick!
Fine. Metal. Sharp. Today, please.
-Here's a spoon...
Okay. *aggressively hacks at pan*
Oh oh oh I'm getting it out!! *furiously attacks stuck rice*
-Stop, stop, G! You're going to break it!
That's the point.
-No, the pan, not the rice.
It's okay!
-No, it really isn't.
*19735464783393948575 years later*
Mom, do you like our rice?
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