Fandom Nursery Rhymes

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty was watching "The Fall"
He fell off the wall and got cracks on his face
But they all were healed when he looked at Lee Pace

#same

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the Hiddles
Chris Hemsworth jumped over the moon
Scarlett and Mark took a walk in the park 
And Chris Evans went to the weight room. 

Well, Jeremy Renner thought his life was better
He had no joy in doing those things
So he picked up the phone, and he drove to a show
And who would have known--now he sings!
(okay but he does #mediasection)

While out there in space, Chris H. was amazed
At all of the things he could see
He thought he saw Asgard, and wondered where Thor was
But then said, surprised, "Why--he's me!" 

Down on Earth, now, Chris Evans, was in his weight-room heaven
With dumbbells and benchpresses within
But just as he got ready to pick up some heavy
Robert Downey Jr. walked in.

Thus it came to be that with no mystery
Everyone suddenly realized
That if you're an Avenger, there is nothing better
And you will have best friends for life. 

*claps loudly*

Twinkle, twinkle, little Bard
How I wonder where you are
Up above Laketown so low
With your arrows and your bow
Twinkle, twinkle, little Bard
How I wonder where you are. 

>:)

Molly put the kettle on, Molly put the kettle on
Molly put the kettle on, we'll all have tea

Sherlock take it off again, Sherlock take it off again
Sherlock wants coffee and it's going his way

Typical, honestly

Frodo had a little Sam, little Sam, little Sam
Frodo had a little Sam, who loyally followed

And everywhere that Frodo went, Frodo went, Frodo went
And everywhere that Frodo went, that Sam was sure to go




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