Elrond: *yells* Son!
Elladan and Elrohir: *both run in* Yes, Ada?
Elrond: Well, I only need one of you...
Elladan: I'll just...
Elrohir: No, me...
Elrond: Okay, fine, both of you then. I'm trying to plan a dinner party but I have nothing to cook. The problem is that there's no meat.
Elrohir: Really? I thought we still had a few pheasants in the cellar.
Elrond: Glorfindel took those for his scouting group on Monday.
Elladan: Well, I can go hunt!
Elrohir: I can go hunt, too.
Elrond: Yes, both of you can go! But you have to be quick, since the dinner party is tonight.
Elrohir: Thanks for the short notice.
Elrond: Just go, your horses are in the courtyard.
*1 hour later*
Elladan: Have you seen anything, brother?
Elrohir: No, have you?
Elladan: Maybe we should split up.
Elrohir: Good idea.
*branch snaps*
Elladan: Brother, is that you?
*low growling*
Elladan: Uhh, Ro?
*a huge wild boar runs out*
Elladan: ELROHIR
Elrohir: What? I'm chasing after this--Oh, it's over here.
Elladan: I saw it first!!
Elrohir: No you didn't! I chased it here to begin with!
Elladan: Stop lying to yourself!
Elrohir: Stop trying to be older!
Elladan: I am older!
Elrohir: I was born first!
Elladan: Prove it!
Elrohir: I was named for the light of the stars! I am a knight of the stars!
Elladan: So? I was named for the light of the stars also!
Elrohir: Well, whatever, I was still born first.
Elladan: Keep telling yourself that.
Elrohir: Wait, wait. Where's the boar?
Elladan: You lost the boar!! How are we supposed to have a party without the boar??
Elrohir: I did not lose it! You lost it!
Elladan: Very well. Either way, we need one. Come, let us hunt it down.
*20 minutes later*
Elrohir: Do you see it?
Elladan: No.
Elrohir: Let us slowly walk around and we shall find it.
Elladan: That is a terrible idea.
Elrohir: Do you have a better one?
Elladan: No...Fine, we will do it.
Elrohir: *after a few minutes* Dan?
Elladan: Yes?
Elrohir: I found it. Should I shoot it?
Elladan: *sarcastically* No, just look at it.
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The Item of Many Items
RandomOh, goodness. You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. But, if this is what you seek, so be it. Watch out, for great complex puzzles lie in ambush. I actually don't know where I'm going with this, but to put it simply, welcome to my book...
