So I was wondering something as of late. This came to pass because I was thinking about Bolg (@MadiB79 I wonder why?) and he is the son of Azog. But then, I thought:
WHO WOULD MARRY AN ORC??
Like, would you?
No, I didn't think so.
Plus, Azog is a creepy dude.
And I have never, in fact, seen a girl orc. Saruman is shown in one of the movies watching an orc being born and it comes out of this wierd mudpile and kinda growls like a decapitated hippopotamus.
Anyway, so my sister and I talked about it, and the only logical conclusion is that Orcs are like amoebas or bacteria so they just multiply, and that is why there are so many.
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The Item of Many Items
RandomOh, goodness. You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. But, if this is what you seek, so be it. Watch out, for great complex puzzles lie in ambush. I actually don't know where I'm going with this, but to put it simply, welcome to my book...
