Inspired by that one tiktok of a guy surprising his boyfriend and making the bf cuss in italian.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Chpqf81KPwi/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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"Oh you're going to have a fun time marrying him." A slime covered Peter grumbled.
In the background, Sirius and James cackled. Giddy that they managed to prank one of Gryffindor's master pranksters (the other masters were clearly them but whatever-). Remus literally just came through the portrait hole. Will there ever be one day of peace ?
"Huh ? Who said anything about marrying Sirius ? I don't even like him... THAT way." Remus mumbles.
Peter was unconvinced. The two walk up the stairs back to their dorm. Remus avoids Peter's perceptive, beady eyes. I mean, he does like Sirius. But who was he to hope for that much ? They're not even boyfriends !
"Uh huh. And I'm an emu from Australia."
Remus elbows him. Making the rat trip and slip over his own trail of slime. He slides down the stairs like a thrown rag doll. Meanwhile Remus tried his hardest to hold his laughter.
The werewolf enters their dorm first with a winning smirk but before he does, Peter shouts at him, "And this is why you're made for him !"
Remus' heart skipped a beat.
"Hopefully Pete. Hopefully." He whispers to himself.
***
Remus knows Peter is particularly gifted in Divination. For whatever reason, Peter could read the star charts best out of the four of them. James lacked the patience, Sirius lacked the interest, Remus lacked the "emotion". Peter, who was illogical enough to understand the subject, excels.
But he didn't expect Peter to be THAT good.
Sirius laughs. "He really said that ?"
Remus nodds, playing with the ring on his husband's finger. "He somehow predicted this."
Sirius shifts closer to him on the bed. In a lower note, he asks, "Well ? Do you think marrying me is a fun time ?"
Remus snorts, thinking of what happened in the past week alone....
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Remus was rushing. He's not actually late for that important meeting in the Ministry. Heck he was 3 hours ahead of time but the very thought of representing Hogwart's in such a high profile setting made his nerves jump.
Sirius was awakened in his haphazard attempt to get ready.
"Darling you left your teacup on the dresser." He says, teacup floating above his head to where Remus was.
"Oh Merlin, I need to shower." Remus catches the cup and puts it in the sink.
"Hey, Mr. Lupin."
Remus stops, standing before Sirius. His shirt was half off yet he stayed put, waiting to hear whatever Sirius wanted to say. The smaller takes the shirt from him and lands a gentle palm on his cheek.
Remus loves the gesture. It's reassurance without a single word. The werewolf sighs, covering the tattoed hand with his. His tense shoulders loosens immediately.
"C'mon, you've prepared this for months. I've reread all the papers. We picked your outfit last week. You're ready okay ?" Sirius smiles. "Relax baby, you got this."
Remus drops his head on Sirius' shoulder, squeezing him in a Remus Constrictor Hug. Lovingly named after a snake's method of killing its prey because of how squishy he gets.
