Shot in the Dark: A Mick Mars X Ozzy Osbourne Story

Chapter 4-And so we Meet

Obviously, the tour bus ride was unpleasant as Fuck well especially for poor Nikki who is having such rough morning sickness and judging by size of his stomach, he won't be able to hide his pregnancy long and I gather that naturally since Nikki and 'HIM' as Nikki calls him aka Gene Simmons is both over 6 feet the baby will be tall.... or...I wonder if it could be babies? Somehow, I feel it is....and the irony of a terror twins having twins, we shall see. By the way, my feelings would turn out to be right. By some miracle and there was a fight on our hands with Nikki, we had to tell Doug.... Doug, we trust and to get Nikki's outfits tailored so he'd be comfortable and hide his pregnancy.

"Nikki.... you can't HIDE this forever, you trust Doug.... Doug risks his ass for us." I pointed out telling him, as I am also the news-bearer or bad news-bearer of the band in addition to being the 'father'.

"FUCK YOU...DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?! I HATE THIS...I HATE HIDING, I HATE THAT, THAT ASSHOLE BROKE MY HEART, ABANDONED ME, AND DID THIS TO ME!" Nikki drops to his knees heaving for some minutes before breaking down. "I-I... I know I am being stubborn, its...it's just too much on me right now. I'm SCARED." You know things have really gone to shit when Nikki Sixx willingly admits he's scared.

Now we are at the Venue, Nikki looking like death on legs like he could collapse and of course Doc.... well fuck he's walking this way.... here we go, with luck his ass won't hang around long, maybe he'll ditch us.

"Uh oh..." Vince groans, and I realize suddenly the three of us are flanking Nikki effectively trying to hide him from view.

"Well, well on time for once." Doc practically sneers and he eyes Nikki, "You...You, well my-my Sixx, what a time you've had...by the way...." My heart drops, "Gene has a girlfriend a new one."

Nikki is stunned, tears filling his eyes.... he believes it, but I think Doc is fucking with Nikki in the worst way at the worse time.

"Like I CARE." Nikki hisses.

"Looking pale there Sixx.... I'll find out sooner rather than later..." Doc intones ominously, the threat of his words hanging in the air. And disappears.

"Come on Sixxter, Doc hates us...don't believe him." Tommy whispers and Tommy winks trying to lighten the mood and I see the huge shit-eating grin that stretches across his face and then Vince's. "Mick gets to meet his idol...his crush..."

Nikki sniffles, laughing despite his pain....

"Aw look Mars is blushing!" Vince singsongs.

I feel a smirk and EVIL one cross my face and Vince gulps as we make our way inside watching after Nikki, "I HEARD rumor.... a drunk Tommy told me SOMEONE had a crush on Ozzy's Guitarist Jake E. Lee AND got off on a picture of him in the bathroom."

"You...You..." Vince sputters and rounds on Tommy, "I can't believe you told them that!"

It is at this point someone arrives to take us to the backstage area; my nerves are shot...I am telling myself it's all this going on with Nikki...its Ozzy...

Just as we reach or are close to the dressing rooms that Voice...that Oh SO sinful.... Fuck mars...get it together! He'd NEVER notice you. The distinct Voice of Ozzy Osbourne drifts to us, and Nikki thankfully perks up and the other 2 look like kids in a fucking candy store and then he comes into view, those EYES....

"So, you lot must be Mӧtley Crϋe then eh? Heard so much about you."

"Thanks Oz-Man!" Tommy is literally bouncing in place; I am hanging out towards the back of everyone feeling awkward.