Gravity Falls X Reader

The Hand That Rocks the (Y/n)

Stan Pines is out in the front yard with some tourists. "For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible "Sack of Mystery." When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears!" He said. The crowd mutters several positive things about the trick's credibility and Stan's character. Stan smiles at his gain and their loss. Meanwhile (Y/n), Dipper, Mabel, and Soos are watching television. "The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist." The tv narrator said. (Y/n), Dipper, Mabel, and Soos start cheering and Dipper says that the tiger's a hero. On TV, the tiger punches itself. "Tiger Fist! ...will return after these messages." The narrator said. "Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about." Soos said. "Are you completely miserable?" The voice over asked. 

"YES!" Someone shouted. "Then you need to meet... Gideon." The voice ended in a whisper. "Gideon?" (Y/n) asked. "What makes him so special?" Mabel asked. "He's a psychic." The voice over said. "Aroo?" Mabel asked. "So don't waste your time with other so-called "men of mystery." The screen shows a clip of Stan coming out of an outhouse and is stamped with the word "FRAUD." "Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy. The add was then said super fast. "Wow, I'm getting all curiousy inside!" Mabel said. Stan walks in. "Well, don't get too curiousy. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble." Stan said. 

"Well, is he really psychic?" Mabel asked. "I doubt it." (Y/n) said. "I think we should go and find out." Dipper said. "Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!" Stan shouted. "Do tents have roofs?" Dipper asked. "I think we just found our loop hole... literally!" Mabel holds up a string with a loop in it. "Mwop mwop!" "So come down soon, folks. Gideon is expecting you." The voice over said. A crowd is entering the Tent of Telepathy. Bud Gleeful stands at the entrance with a sack. "Step right up there, folks. Put your money in Gideon's psychic sack." Bud said. The crowd mutters several positive things about the sack's credibility. 

"Whoa, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack. They even have their own Soos." (Y/n) said. (Y/n) points to a maintenance worker who looks very similar to Soos, named Deuce. Soos glares at the lookalike while munching on an empanada. "It's starting! It's starting!" Mabel shouted. "Let's see what this monster looks like." Dipper said. The curtains open and Gideon appears on the stage. "Hello America! My name is Li'l Gideon." He greeted. Gideon claps and doves fly out of his hair. The crowd cheers. "That's Stan's mortal enemy?" (Y/n) questioned. "But he's so wittle!" Mabel said. "Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! ...Such a gift. I have a vision. I predict you will soon all say, "aww." Gideon said. Gideon makes a cute pose and the crowd says "aww." "It came true." Mabel said. "What? I'm not impressed." Dipper said. "Me either." (Y/n) said. "You're impressed!" Mabel argued. "Hit it, Dad!" Gideon said. Bud Gleeful starts playing the piano and Gideon starts singing a song.

Gideon

Oh, I can see, what others can't see

It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability

Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined

And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me!

Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!

The crowd, including Soos and the triplets, rises, seemingly unintentionally, and they start to clap along with the beat. "Wha-? How did he-?" Dipper asked. "Keep it going!" Gideon said.

Gideon

You wish your son would call you more

"I'm leaving everything to my cats!" An older women shouted.

Gideon

I sense that you've been here before.

"Oh, what gave it away?" Blubs asked. "Come on." Dipper said, unimpressed. (Y/n) just rolled her eyes.