Love F*cking Sucks

12 ✔️ walk of shame

As soon as I open my eyes, I instantly regret it.

My head is fucking pounding and I'm pretty sure I can feel my heart beating through my eyes.

Oh, and it doesn't help that the sun is beaming into the room.

I try to roll onto my side but freeze when I hear some mumbling and a hand on my chest.

"What the-"

I look down and suddenly my shitty hangover is the last thing I'm thinking of.

Emmy is fast asleep and she's fucking naked!

I'M FUCKING NAKED!

What the hell happened last night?

The last thing I remember is Eli and some of his hockey teammates going to a bar and Emmy and I taking shots-

Fuck.

God, I don't even remember the sex!

Damnnit Ro!

I try my best to scoot out of bed before she wakes up and manages to give me a black eye but she has a literal death grip on me.

"Uh- Emmy?" I say hesitantly while shaking her shoulder.

"Mmmgh" She groans but doesn't wake up.

"Emmy..." I try again.

She whines again before her eyes finally flutter open.

"AHHHHHHH!" She screams and I immediately cover her mouth.

"Are you fucking crazy?! Your brother could walk in!" I scold.

I immediately pull my hand away when she bites it.

"Ow!"

"Please don't fucking tell me we..."

"We did."

"FUCK!"

"Why are you so pissed?" I scoff.

"Are you serious right now Ro?! That's what you're worried about? Not at the fact that you fucking slept with your best friend's sister!" She yells.

"Will you shut up Em!"

She scoffs before pulling the sheet up to fully cover her.

"Turn around!" She says.

"Are you kid-"

"TURN AROUND!"

I roll my eyes before turning around.

I hear her run into her closet and I take that as my queue to change into my clothes.

She walks back out wearing a pair of pajamas.

"We will never speak of this, EVER!" She says while poking me in the chest.