Springtrap: YO CHICKEN WRITING THINGS
Phantom chica: wat
Springtrap: *throws my pizza outside*
Pizza: babe, I'm dying
Phantom chica: OWE GOD NO
Pizza: We only met for a short time.
Phantom chica: I KNOW I KNOW SHUSH NOW
Pizza: before I flatline, I want to tell you....
(Flatline is kinda like dying...? Bruh. ya know them heart rates when they get flatlines erm... I dunno)
Pizza: I left 90,00,00 Php in the- *dies*
Springtrap: ...
Phantom chica: prepare the funeral, with me, Springtrap.
Unnamed security guard: FREEZE SIR MILES "TAILS" SPRINGTRAP PROWER
Springtrap: I'm not related to tails.
Unnamed security guard: UR UNDER ARREST FOR NOT HAVING A LICENSE FOR THAT SYRUP BOTTLE
Springtrap: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
Springtrap: *squirts syrup bottle at face*
*Bewm bewm*
Real Good ending
*heads lie there with no light on their eyes*
*skrillex music plays*
*souls are seen partying and eating pizza*
*Purple guy is seen devouring all the toast in sight.*
BUT DID YOU SEE THAT
*g-files music plays*
Pizza-triangle
Pepperoni-eye
Mushroom-attractive eyebrows
Lettuce-random eye bagsYU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
STRESSED ILLUMINATI CONFIMED