(thIS GAME IS JAPAN'S FIRST IMPRESSION TO ME AS A CHILD)
King: THIS!! THIS IS A RUBRICS CUBE!!
King: IT HAS BEEN CHANGED. BY THE HUMANS. IT REMAINS UNSOLVED AND MAY NEVER BE SOLVED!!
Freddy: that's great
Bonnie: why don't you TRY solving it since you're apparently the king of all cosmos
King: BUT THIS, MY FRIEND IS THE ONLY PUZZLE WE CANNOT SOLVE
Chica: try rotating the middle part obviously
King: *rotates the middle part* WHAT IF WE TURN THIS PART OH HOO
Foxy: whut
King: WE HAVE SOLVED THE PUZZLE OURSELF
Goldie: no you didn't she told you what to do
King: DO NOT DEFY THE KING
Bonnie: DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FROM THE PPL WHO JUST HAD THAT CREDIT. CREDIT STEALER.
King: SHUT UP WE HAVE A NEW MISSION FOR YOU
Freddy: FAZBEAR STACK
Bonnie: *gives freddy le piggyback ride*
Chica: *gives bonnie le piggyback ride*
Chica: I AM THE LEGS.
so hot
Bonnie: I AM THE TORSO
so sexy
Freddy: I AM THE HANDS
what am I
Foxy: what the--
King: ROLL ME A KATAMARI AS BIG AS YOUR IGNORANCE
Freddy: FYI WE GRADUATED PRESCHOOL
Bonnie: I AM GUD AT MATH
Chica: SCIENCE AND VOCAB MAH THANG
Foxy: I'm good at lunch
Goldie: DISSMISSAL MAH THANG
King: just roll up something as big as your ignorance
Bonnie: let's roll up something as big as the king's ignorance
Freddy, bonnie, chica: *proceeds to roll up the world*
King: HEY. NOT OUR IGNORANCE!! YOUR IGNORANCE!!
Chica: but you just said roll up something as big as your ignorance.
Freddy: Yeah. And "your" to us is you.
Bonnie: You're special to us, king!
Freddy: * act » The king of all cosmos » flirt
* the fazbear stack proceeds to compliment the king in terms of how big his ignorance and stupidity is.
King: w-whAT?! FLIRTING?! or... insulting in a manner that it sounds like compliments...?
Foxy: both of them actually lol
Freddy: why isn't foxy and Goldie in the stack, the reader may ask... well, they destroyed the world the last time.
Goldie: it was fun
Goldie: just 20% cooler if you ask me
Rainbow dash: you do realize that there are numbers bigger than 20, right????
Goldie: you'd say the same thing
RD: touché
Fazbear stack: *rolls up the king*
King: ....I'm kind of flattered by my ignorance. This is a giant ball of destruction you have rolled up.
King: let's date
Fazbear stack: *wears MLG glasses* DENIED
*the world is destroyed once more.*
