Mike: I wonder when they'll get back from the war...
Mike: ...
You can't be future Freddy
because future Freddy exploded.
Mike: ...wait...
Mike: THIS ISNT HOMESTUCK *gets out of trashcan*
Mike: No seriously when are they gonna come back
Carl: Probably a month or something...
Mike: The war sure is taking them long.....
Meanwhile...
Foxy: SYRUP CRUSADE!! LEAD THE ARMY
Goldie: Copy that, Sire.
Foxy: CARE BEAR!! FOLLOW!!
Freddy: *angrily fixes hat*
Foxy: BUN BUNS!! ATTACK THE AREA ON THE RIGHT.
Bonnie: ACKNOWLEGED.
Foxy: SHORT STACK, DO YOU READ ME
Chica: who you callin' short stack
Foxy: I'm using codenames... Just... go with it. It's cool.
Chica: HEY.
I am 4 feet, 8 inches, and 1 centimeter tall!!
WHAT IF I CALLED YOU A TITAN FOR BEING 6 FEET, 9 INCHES, AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TALL? would you let me call you that?
Bonnie: Chica don't sass the leader
Freddy: HE'S TALLER THAN THE UNIVERSE?!
Foxy: JUST ATTACK THE LEFT AREA, SHORT STACK
Goldie: FOXY. CALLING HER SHORT STACK AGAIN WILL MAKE THE SITUATION WORSE
Chica: sass sasS saSS sASS SASS!!
Foxy: ATTACK THE LEFT AREAA
Anomynous: FOXY DON'T YOU REMEMBER THOSE TIMES WHEN THERE WERE FANFICTIONS OF YOU TWO?! THOSE TIMES WHEN YOU SHOWED AFFECTIONS TO EACH OTHER?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT
Fangle shipper: She got cheated on. In another universe, she didn't let that happen, but in this one, she just didn't really care.
Foxica shipper: CHICA FORGIVE HIIIIM
Bonnica shipper: Nah, man... she be Bonnie's
Female!Bonnie: I'M A GIRL
Male!Chica: how do I exist
Miku: whut
Tony Chicago: When do we start dying
Karkat: I DUNNO BUT I HOPE IT HAPPENS SOON.
THE WAR IS POSTPONED FOR A DAY
BECAUSE THE THE FANS AND THE HATERS ARE CONFUSING AMD SASSING THEIRSELVES.
Meanwhile at the pizzeria
Mike: This job's more boring without them...
Mike: I mean, yeah Carl... They could probably kill me and shove me into a suit with an endoskellington buuuuuuut...
Mike: Since we became friends, they weren't really aiming to kill me anymore..
Mike: I TAKE THEM TO THE MALL.
Mike: This is why this should be...
Mike: The randomness AU!! Where no one really dies and randomness happens!!
Starbucks!
Syrup!
Creepypasta!
Ketchup!
Vocaloids!
Memes!
Pizza!
Mysteries!
Pinkie gasp!
Drama!
Sexy rectangles!
And moreeeeee!!
