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Fabric. Its the best autocorrect fail I ever had.
Phone guy looked at teh payphone.
"SCOTTIE HELP I AM ATTACHED TO THIS WALL"
"Oh gehd onee-san what have you done"
The payphone was having a seizure.
Some gangsta people shouted at Scott.
"Hey phone, why use a phone when u can use ur head" the gangsta kids laughed.
"TUCK IN THOSE SHIRTS, OR GED HELP YOU I WILL JOHN CENA YOUR FACE"
The enragement children were eaten by the Titans.
Meanwhile...
Chica became a scientist in school!
Chica: IM A SCIENTIST
Chica: YOURE A SCIENTIST
Chica: SCIENCE
Chica: TOGETHER
Goldie: Chica pls.
Meh
Phone guy tied the payphone stand with his car
Phone guy drove and it ripped out his cousin from the stand.
He drove around the phillipines.
Manila.
Quezon City.
Leyte.
Palawan
Samar.
Bohol
Zamboanga
Everywhere in the phillipines
And then back to manila and drove in the pizzeria.
Then he hit purple guy.
And ran over him
Revenge.
He started playing the bagpipes
Then chica made an OC.
Then a pizza
And ate it
Then a pedobear took her and ran off
Phone guy then ran around the pizza with a shotgun while screaming in different accents
Oh, it was a glorious sight.
He scared all the toy animatronics and left them crying in the restroom
And shotgun massacred the withereds.
Then he tripped.
AND STOOD UP AND JOHN CENA'D EVERYTHING
Then he saw Jere and ran up to him
"Pls. Dun hurt meh bro." Jere cried.
"COME JEREMIAH AMD WE SHALL CONQUER THE DRAGONS"
"... the name's Jeremy...."
"HAY I COLL U JEREMIAH WHENEVER I FREAKIN WANT TO"
Then phone guy and Jere ran away together and stole a leprechaun's gold
Then they stole the rainbow.
They built a pillow fort
Then mike saw them durping and he...
Panicked in a corner
Phone guy skiddalddled to the traumatized man.
He took the mike and mike approved to that anyway.
Then they saved princess peach before Mario could
Then peach joined them in their marvelous journey.
Then they got bored and tried to get chica back from the pedobear.
But what they didnt know was...
THE PEDOBEAR'S MASTER WAS......
A CAT WITH MARKIPLIERS MOUTH AND VOICE
And then markiplier joined them because I dunno.
Then they got the chica back
Then chica joined them.
The army was growing fast
They went to aperture laboratories and stole the space core and wheatley.
Then Chell joined them
And potatOS joined as well.
They were also joined by a titan.
And then a random shiki.
And then the light rock club joined.
The journey was fun and long
They made roasted marshies.
Then they met an agar.io cell.
Then cry emerged from it.
Then Cryaotic joined.
The army was composed of random people mixed with game characters.
And even Chuck Norris was in there.
And they disconnected. Because Chuck Norris pushed the earth down when he did push ups.
